Icesave Veterans Association

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about time posted something for suesie and our ladies -oh the onew in the middle seems happy:eek:

amistupid

What has one horn and gives milk?


A milk float.

st

amistupid wrote: »

What has one horn and gives milk?


A milk float.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: or

st

What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia:rotfl:

amistupid

st wrote: »

Their underwear reminds me of the OH's handbag....only contains small change. :rotfl:

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amistupid wrote: »

Their underwear reminds me of the OH's handbag....only contains small change. :rotfl:

good one
:T :T :T

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amistupid wrote: »

Their underwear reminds me of the OH's handbag....only contains small change. :rotfl:

yes they look like a small package but then "good things can come in little bundles!;)

amistupid

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Oh ... he is breast fed!", replied the woman.
"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.
She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table. The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.
The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: "No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"
The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: "Well of course I don't." "I'm his aunt - but I'm very glad I brought him!"

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amistupid wrote: »

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Oh ... he is breast fed!", replied the woman.
"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.
She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table. The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.
The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says: "No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"
The woman with a wry grin on her face responds: "Well of course I don't." "I'm his aunt - but I'm very glad I brought him!"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

amistupid

st wrote: »

Not much air con in them. A fight to the death and you'd end up with 2 boiled eggs. As Edmund Blackadder would say "Well baste my steaming puddings!"