Icesave Veterans Association

suesie999

amistupid wrote: »

Ironing

Put up the ironing board like an epileptic having a fit in a deck chair.
"Does this iron need filling love?"
"Where's the jug you use to fill it love?"
"Does the dial thingy on the top really make any difference love"
"Why does the silky blouse of yours keep sticking to the iron love?"
"Should the ironing board cover be going black love?"
"Does it matter which way trouser creases go love?"
"Can you smell burning love?"
An hour later "That's one pair of socks done love"
"Ouch, that hurt"
"Do you go around buttons or straight over them love?"
"Should the shirt collar bits both be pointing the same way love?"
"What does the label that looks like a cockroach with a cross through it mean love"

and finally "Fire.....fire!"

Blimey you two...................you are getting on like a :





:rotfl::rotfl:Shall I leave you two alone?!?!?!?.............:T

suesie999

Here you are boys, some festive cheerS..............

:beer::beer:

amistupid

suesie999 wrote: »

Here you are boys, some festive cheerS..............

:beer::beer:

Cheers xxxxxxx . Can I have the big un with the ladle in. Ta

amistupid

amistupid wrote: »

Cheers babe X. Can I have the big un with the ladle in. Ta

Suesie I don't suppose you look anything like Judith Keppel?

I bet you would if I finished the big un with the ladle in

oql61

suesie999 wrote: »

Blimey you two...................you are getting on like a :





:rotfl::rotfl:Shall I leave you two alone?!?!?!?.............:T

Sh*it! I thought I recognised that house!

oql61

Yea, proper Darby and Joan, these two!

You should hear them when there are no ladies about! Filth!

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Suesie I don't suppose you look anything like Judith Keppel?

I bet you would if I finished the big un with the ladle in

Ami, you saw the her website and I remember your reaction !

Sue, we are indeed getting on like a house on fire, sometimes funny bones just click! But, as said before, sometimes miss the female counter-offensive...though oql61 is fighting back!

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

sometimes miss the female counter-offensive...though oql61 is fighting back!

Fighting back! She terrifies me!

amistupid

oql61 wrote: »

You should hear them when there are no ladies about! Filth!

If you mean dirty laundry. It's a fair cop guvnor!

amistupid

Time for 4 handfuls of ground bait