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amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

..thats' the trick. Did you know that men are often guilty of "learned incompetence", it's pretending to be so useless at things that the OH has to take over...

Yeah, like "I don't know if I could walk the full 3rd of a mile without spilling all the luke warm water, dear" :rotfl:

harrowing_3

...funny I imagined you being noisy when you got annoyed.

Ha, ha - parking hasn't got quite that bad YET :eek:

amistupid

And in the garden "I'm sure I'll cut through the cable trimming this hedge love" or
"I think the spade must need sharpening love"
Mowing the lawn "I'll only mess up the edges love "
Cooking "I make loads more washing up than you, don't I love?"
Washing up "That damn tinsel allergy love"

Laundry " Coloureds or whites love?"
wait 10 mins. "What temperature love?"
wait 10 mins. "Does it make any difference if they're wool or cotton love"
wait 10 mins "Spin speed what's that love?"
wait 10 mins "Should water be coming out the powder slot love"
wait 10 mins "Fabric conditioner? No love I've never heard of that"
wait 10 mins "The labels love, what does the little bucket thingy with the hand in it mean love?"

Then the final master stoke. Hang it out so that the long things drag along the grass. :rotfl:

harrowing_3

:T You have it perfected (biting my lip not to giggle at work)

the punch line is: s*x: don't worry, I can handle that

amistupid

Ironing

Put up the ironing board like an epileptic having a fit in a deck chair.
"Does this iron need filling love?"
"Where's the jug you use to fill it love?"
"Does the dial thingy on the top really make any difference love"
"Why does the silky blouse of yours keep sticking to the iron love?"
"Should the ironing board cover be going black love?"
"Does it matter which way trouser creases go love?"
"Can you smell burning love?"
An hour later "That's one pair of socks done love"
"Ouch, that hurt"
"Do you go around buttons or straight over them love?"
"Should the shirt collar bits both be pointing the same way love?"
"What does the label that looks like a cockroach with a cross through it mean love"

and finally "Fire.....fire!"

harrowing_3

:T loving it...my favourite with changing nappies was "sorry, you know your spatial skills are FAR better than mine"

(oh re parking, just noticed you probably meant 1/3 mile, not 3rd mile, - yes that's just about possible!)

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

:T loving it...my favourite with changing nappies was "sorry, you know your spatial skills are FAR better than mine"

"Do you have to clean off all the brown bits first love?"
"I'm doing him on the carpet it's safer than the table love, remember the fall love?"
"Any 1001 dry foam left love?
"Head towards me or away from me love?"
"Should he be looking at me or the carpet love?"
"Should the sticky thingies be stuck to him or the nappy love?"
"He's a little wriggler ain't he love?"
"Ah. This first one has got stuck to the carpet love"
"Should both legs becoming out one hole love?"
"Start again"
"God he's like human fountain"
"Can you pass a towel please love"
Then an hour later "There little fella that didn't take long did it?"

"Talcum powder what bl**dy talcum powder love!"

harrowing_3

..punch line...wait a minute it's a GIRL, is there anything I should have done differently, love? !!!! :rotfl:

amistupid

Better check the OH don't want her tottering on the ladders, a pair of baubles in one hand and a bottle of Aussie Chardonnay in the other. I fear my tree decorations may not be a evenly distributed as oql61's

harrowing_3

...tell her to leave your baubles till later