Icesave Veterans Association

amistupid

An old man had a doctor's appointment and was very hard of hearing so he took his wife with him to help. When they got into the examining room, the doctor told the old man to take off his shirt.
The old man turned to the wife and shouted, "What did he say?" his wife got closer to his ear and yelled, "Take your shirt off!" The old man nodded and took his shirt off.
The doctor then asked the old man to tilt his head back so that he could have a better look down his throat.
The old man shouted, "What?" his wife got closer to his ear and yelled, "Tilt your head back and open your mouth." The old man nodded and tilted his head back.
When this was all over, the doctor said, "OK, now all I need is a urine and stool sample."
The old man yelled, "What?" his wife got closer to his ear and yelled, "The doctor wants your underpants!"

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Yes and this is it. That's why you've only been shown the bottom half!

Sublime again, amistupid ! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Obviously a true student of the 70's remembering Rocky Horror so well !

harrowing_3

Just thoroughly enjoyed Steve Martin's version of the Pink Panther...think it was a great effort at matching the humour of the (obviously) irreplaceable Sellors. The Viagra scene has us in stitches, more so than I can remember for any scene in the originals. Some nice "updating" with his naive computer virus download blacking out Paris!

RECOMMENDED! (sorry I know this isn't a movie bulletin board).

harrowing_3

st wrote: »

was me -stay up stockings with silicon coated elastics to hold them up -
and here it is

"silicon coated elastics.." Doust thou mean suspenders, chuck?

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

Just thoroughly enjoyed Steve Martin's version of the Pink Panther...

Ah! That'll be while you were managing the tree decorating. Feet up, watching a DVD, glass of brandy, and the occassional supportive grunt of "Yes it looks lovely" without atually averting your glaze from the TV.

harrowing_3

...spot on, you got me sussed ! :rotfl:

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

"silicon coated elastics.." Doust thou mean suspenders, chuck?

Reminds me of an early romantic fumbling, turned out not to be stockings and suspenders but over stretched pop socks and varicose veins. :mad:

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

...spot on, you got me sussed ! :rotfl:

I got away with a "terrible tinsel allergy" for years.:D

amistupid

I see you even got the wife to pick the tree

amistupid

Yours