hanging my head in shame

worried_jim

I must be getting old. I thought I was quite "streetwise", but there's no
fool like an old fool, as they say.
Recently I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out
shopping. I simply dropped into Tesco in Ashby for a bit of shopping and it
turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21-year-old girls come over to your
car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning
your windscreen. Their breasts are almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and
instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco in
Loughborough. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they
start undressing and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to
remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling
all over your lap, kissing you, touching you and thrusting her breasts in
your face, while the other one steals your wallet!
I was unfortunate enough to have my wallet stolen on February 4th, 9th,
10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 28th. Also on March 1st, twice on
the 4th, three times yesterday in Northampton.
So Be Warned!
P.S. Tesco have wallets on sale for £1.99 each, but Lidl's are £1.75 and
look better.

miggy

ROFL! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

worried_jim

Had a bad day. Can't face telling you about it now, I am fuming.

k2tog

Post when you do feel like it and we'll all do our best for you Jim
Take care

newbyteacher

Hi worriedjim, sorry to hear you have had a bad day, but I have just read your thread from start to finish and I wanted to say how amazing it is.I am slowly sorting myself out financially and reading through all your posts is inspirational.
Well done and hope you are ok and you have a better day tomorrow

worried_jim

Bollox. That my 4 Michael Jackson tickets up in smoke. I can see this week is going to be dire.

worried_jim

Fortunatly looks like I'll be getting a refund, but I am absolutly gutted. MJ was part of growing up in the 80's. I remember being 9 years old and dancing to billie jean ( and fame by irene cara !) at the school disco. Part of my childhood has died today aswell.

miggy

Sorry to hear the week's been so rubbish so far Jim - here's hoping it can only improve for the weekend.

k2tog

Jim you are very quiet. Everything OK?

euronorris

Jim, that joke you posted last week....genius! Made me laugh out loud. Well done. Take a bow!