nilrems camp for the disappointed to seek solace!

oql61

5.18 pm and I've poured myself a glass of vino - way too early for me, but ... what the hell! Anyone else drinking and smoking far too much? I'll be lucky enough to get out of this alive, never mind solvent!

ajaxgeezer

nilrem wrote: »

Lol You forgot Hat size, Waist measurements and Hair colour! :rotfl:

And thanks altocumulus, you well and truly sank my theory battleship lol!!!

harrowing_3

oql61 wrote: »

Oh no, surely not! Postcode starts with T here. :eek:

I have scientifically proven (from sample size: 1) that likelihood of receipt is a direct correlation to how pessimistic and sarcastic you are.

2) Also inversely proportional to how often you check your inbox.

amistupid

altocumulus wrote: »

Postcode starts with an A...
Surname with a C...
Christian name with a G...
Account number with a 5....

Surname stars with T
Christian name with W
Account no. with A
Post code with T

and that's how they're treating me! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

ajaxgeezer

harrowing wrote: »

I have scientifically proven (from sample size: 1) that likelihood of receipt is a direct correlation to how pessimistic and sarcastic you are.

2) Also inversely proportional to how often you check your inbox.

... make that "sample size: 3". The two I referred to earlier have never phoned the FSCS or said anything remotely sarcastic or detrimental lol. Please don't add any more evidence to the theory, poor nilrem is in a bad enough state as it is

SacMac

oql61 wrote: »

5.18 pm and I've poured myself a glass of vino - way too early for me, but ... what the hell! Anyone else drinking and smoking far too much? I'll be lucky enough to get out of this alive, never mind solvent!

Yep, too much of both. At this rate I won't have any money left at all :beer:

amistupid

oql61 wrote: »

5.18 pm and I've poured myself a glass of vino - way too early for me, but ... what the hell! Anyone else drinking and smoking far too much? I'll be lucky enough to get out of this alive, never mind solvent!

This is a living hell! I'm bad tempered, stink of booze and haven't shaved for 3 days. Wife won't come any where near me....."every cloud has a silver lining"

ajaxgeezer

oql61 wrote: »

5.18 pm and I've poured myself a glass of vino - way too early for me, but ... what the hell! Anyone else drinking and smoking far too much? I'll be lucky enough to get out of this alive, never mind solvent!

... you're making me crave for home now, I'm stuck here at work until 7. What have you got? I'm a Corbieres/Valpolicella man myself.

suesie999

amistupid wrote: »

Surname stars with T
Christian name with W
Account no. with A
Post code with T

and that's how they're treating me! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Dont believe it..........

Christian name with S
Surname stars with H
Account no. with I
Post code with T !!:mad::mad::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

~Chameleon~

harrowing wrote: »

I have scientifically proven (from sample size: 1) that likelihood of receipt is a direct correlation to how pessimistic and sarcastic you are.

2) Also inversely proportional to how often you check your inbox.

I don't stand a chance of receiving it anytime soon then! :rolleyes: