nilrems camp for the disappointed to seek solace!

harrowing_3

nilrem wrote: »

I am logging off duty for a while, I am fed up to the teeth with this damn waiting, I a going over to my workshop to 'knock' some wood about, got to take out all that frustration somehow!:mad:

"knock some wood" - sounds A BIT RUDE! Sorry, reverting to Blackadder again (series 2, religious fanatic turnip lovers?)

amistupid

nilrem wrote: »

Thank you that man, in fact you have done such a good job I reckon you should take over the job full time, well at least until you get your golden ticket when you will be relieved (lol in more senses than one!)

Thank you sir, it's known as a field promotion, but I couldn't possibly accept. I feel guilty enough as it is. When this campaign started I was lowly 1 star conscript and now without, facing a single bullet (submitting a serious post which is of any true value), I've risen to to Corporal! I feel privileged to continue duties under your and Colonel Chamleon's command. As long as my services are required I will remain 1st in command of the Concert Party.

~Chameleon~

Anyone want a 10% discount code for Screwfix? :mad: :mad:


Good morning by the way :wave:

amistupid

nilrem wrote: »

Leaving your PC running 24 hours for three weeks will not make make much difference to most peoples leccy bill, especially if it uses standby and you turn the monitor off when not being used.:)

Oh my God! I've been beating the children for nothing.

amistupid

~Chameleon~ wrote: »

Good morning by the way :wave:

Moaning, and before you ask zilch!

amistupid

~Chameleon~ wrote: »

Anyone want a 10% discount code for Screwfix? :mad: :mad:

So,so much viagra email, floppy's turned to hard drive.
The old one's are the best.

amistupid

nilrem wrote: »

I am logging off duty for a while, I am fed up to the teeth with this damn waiting, I a going over to my workshop to 'knock' some wood about, got to take out all that frustration somehow!:mad:

Construct a wooden, life size Loretta Minghella voodoo doll, I've got a wheelbarrow full of rusty nails in the shed that need hammering into something?

harrowing_3

Icesave (or should I say government?) money in bank account - that's 3 working days. Dad still to get his 2nd email....

:embarasseSorry, I'll get me coat..... :embarasse

P.S claims came in least-to-most amount order for us, i.e. me, then Mum, Dad ♫ still waiting, yeh, yeh, yeh ♫

Iced_Off

Hello everybody. I've spent so much time lurking on this thread I though I'd better "come out". Thanks to all for the marvellous morale boosting funnies.

suesie999

harrowing wrote: »

Icesave (or should I say government?) money in bank account - that's 3 working days. Dad still to get his 2nd email....

:embarasseSorry, I'll get me coat..... :embarasse

P.S claims came in least-to-most amount order for us, i.e. me, then Mum, Dad ♫ still waiting, yeh, yeh, yeh ♫

Well done! Does that mean I can't chat to Mr Wonderful anymore? xxxxxxxxxx:A