BOB'S Cunning Plan

OliveOyl_2

Agencies :mad: In my limited experiance (finance sector) agency workers were just in there looking for the perfect job for themselves - and they'd KNOW how much their client was prepared to pay for the job too. :rotfl: There were never staff who'd been there more than a year, it was an accepted mode of job hunting.

Don't they say that most jobs are filled before they're advertised?

boredofbeingathome

That was true, about the job being filled. I applied for three jobs online with them..one of them actually turned out to be with another agency... " who had an urgent vacancy to fill"

Funnily enough i was registered with that agency, so rang them up and the girl blustered down the phone..obviously there wasn't a job. I think they just apply for contracts with the Local teaching authorities and all tender for ones in School's best match wins.

Was asked to fill an online survey with them about my experiences and how i would rate it..No prizes for guessing then!

Pippilongstocking

Wol2 wrote: »

All can say is :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


saw Blackadders 100 best Cunning moments this week...

..BOB :eek::cool:...didn;t realise you finally ran off with Flasheart :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:..is there summat you aint telling us :D:D ;);)

xxx

We got the full box set on DVD - kids now wandering about with phrases from blackadder dripping off their tongues - BOB you must come and move in - what fun we would all have with yourself and FLASH and the young short people professing in the manner most blackadderish.

A thigh slap and off i go me heartly lad bob!

boredofbeingathome

:rotfl:

fayjmck wrote: »

We got the full box set on DVD - kids now wandering about with phrases from blackadder dripping off their tongues - BOB you must come and move in - what fun we would all have with yourself and FLASH and the young short people professing in the manner most blackadderish.

A thigh slap and off i go me heartly lad bob!

Packs, wellies.....whoosh..................................................................................................Woof.:rotfl::rotfl:

Huzzah:j:rotfl:

In_Search_Of_Me

Mad still mad...
Flipping guides bob...wouldn bother meself...sounds like woman who runs it could do with a taking to! Cant stand it when people do that - used to have a manaer who would take credit for anything and everything even if she had nowt to do with it!

shaun40400

Edit to say just realised that i always need something to moan about seeing as Mr.B is behaving himself at the moment. I realise the irony.

:T:T:T:T:T:rotfl::rotfl:

EssexHebridean

Volunteering is great, worthwhile, etc etc etc that all the books about it tel you, BUT, if it increases your blood pressure to a ludicrous level it stops being all those things and becomes utterly not worth it. It sounds to me like it's starting to reach that point, not least because it sounds like there is a very real choice that you will fall out with your friend in fairly short order if things carry on going the way they are.

Glad MrB's lightbulb is still on - I assume in MSE style it's a low energy one?!

In_Search_Of_Me

I agree EH, bob if its stressing you this much you really have to wonder if an alternative volunteering opportunity may be worth it...

shaun40400

yes their is an alternative volunteering opportunity

genuine job advertised in Dublin paper i just added the truth to it!!!!!
needed
housecleaningchildmindingbabysittingcookingironingdrivinggardeningperson

7 days a week, sunday off from 10-30 to 12-30 (whilst you take the kids to mass)

must be able to travel (we dont wont to be hassled by our bratts while we are on holls)
holls ;1 week a year at our convenience
pay €15 per hr (less deductions;))
working day ( 24 hrs..) paid time is 7,25 hrs a day for 5 days(rest in voluntary)
deductions will be made for
use of car,tel,laundry equipment,food,electricity,heating.bed room,
miscellaneous items.(such as coffee,sugar,chemicals,air,or anything not covered by other points)

€15 * 7.25hrs * 5 days = €543.75 pw, (27'731 pa)
(deductions should run to around €540.00 per wk)
interested parties should contact
mr ive got loads of money but you aint getting any of it
big house on the private estate with two flash cars
and a stuck up wife who thinks she something special and will treat you like s***e

we are an equal opportunities employer and welcome applications from
foreign students or people with learning difficulties (because this makes us look posh to our friends and neither parties will realise how much we are ripping them of for!!)

pepe2008

Bob, just read your post from last night about your Guiding weekend and you said ou were missing a pole or two............we have hundreds in our Factory...........do you want male or female?