BOB'S Cunning Plan

shaun40400

*no drugs were used in the making of this ode!

really??
nice ode ISOM:T

BOB hope you sorted things:grouphug:

pepe2008

Mrs P has read the lovely ODE TO MR BOB and is now composing her own 'Living with A Pillock Who Hid £60k of Debt........and how she hasn't (yet) killed him'
( She's still looking for a big enough turnip:rotfl:,pepe:D)

In the meantime she would like to give you her 'Winter Sonnet'

I found this beautiful Winter poem and thought it might be of comfort to you, as it was to me.....




'Winter'
By Abigail Elizabeth Macintyre























F*ck me! Its cold.

I thank you, Mrs P:rotfl:

pepe2008

Oo-err, Mrs P is dictating to me........

Oh Mrs Bob how I feel for thee,
I would like to give you hope and tell you, it will, eventually, be all glee,
But from a long and testing life with Mr P, I find that I can only tell you, red wine, counselling and anti d-p's are the answer for me!!!
I wish luck, strength, hope and a better life for thee!


edit; ( I am not that bad, surely, am I? I thought I was perfect I did... Pepe)
edit 2 ( Yeah, perfect idiot....Mrs Pepe xx)

shaun40400

Karmacat

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Eggcellent!

pepe2008

Well! Its nice to be the subject of such laughter!!!

Hmmmph.........now Mrs P is wetting herself with laughter too

I dont see whats so funny:mad:......I am an:A I am

pepe2008

Oh, and a great big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to DD2 for Monday from me and the poet Laureate here Bob.
DD2 is obviously a wonderful girl because she is an Aries.

We are going to Dewsbury ( Staincliffe ) on Sunday to pick up a table and chairs that Mrs P snaffled on Ebay for £50! ....5ft round oak one with a lasy susan thingy and 6 chairs, 18 months old and it was £1300 new! Result!

boredofbeingathome

:rotfl::rotfl:Well ISOM, you are a very talented lady:T
I haven't stopped laughing, very apt all of it:cool:

Cheers Pepe and Mrs.Pepe:rotfl: I have taken the red wine advice to heart, but not the anti d's..I don't beleive in taking pills for someone elses problem..but the wine, yep indeede:beer::j:rotfl:

Thanks for the good wishes *sighs* at better life and looks longingly to the hills...:rotfl::rotfl:

Hope you are all having a good weekend.
Bob x

In_Search_Of_Me

mad...all mad. Delivered your kiss to fergaloo is even cuter than last week! He has developed double chin, chubby legs and the ability to scream louder than last week!!
Hope things ok your end bob...

Karmacat

Result indeed, Pepe..... Bob, I'm with you on the red wine, raise a glass tonight to ISOM's fergaloo.....