BOB'S Cunning Plan

pepe2008

Hello Bob X
Here is a poem for Shaun....ahem..

Mary had a liitle lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon.

I thank you, Pepe aged 9 ( today! )

shaun40400

pepe2008 wrote: »

Hello Bob X
Here is a poem for Shaun....ahem..

Mary had a liitle lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon.

I thank you, Pepe aged 9 ( today! )

:rotfl::rotfl::T

boredofbeingathome

pepe2008 wrote: »

Hello Bob X
Here is a poem for Shaun....ahem..

Mary had a liitle lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon.

I thank you, Pepe aged 9 ( today! )

:T:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Cheered me up that has.

Been a lousy morning dosh wise.Mr.B informed that he has forgotten that his car was due an MOT and service..£300 later_pale_combine that with my car needing taxing and found a cheap Mot/service deal that is another £160 and car payments( i had budgetted for this, just not his car)..just pass me the bucket now:o Is DD2's 18th on Monday and the party budget has just gone. I feel sick:o

Will have to see what i can sell as it is really important to me to celebrate her birthday, She has been through so much in her life that not to ..well i would rather cut my right arm off..put it that way.

So off to fiddle the budget and if necessary dust off a credit card.:o

skint_spice

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

Will have to see what i can sell as it is really important to me to celebrate her birthday, She has been through so much in her life that not to ..well i would rather cut my right arm off..put it that way.

So off to fiddle the budget and if necessary dust off a credit card.:o

maybe one of Mr B's kidneys?;) seriously, I hope you find some extra from somewhere and that DD has a good birthday.

In_Search_Of_Me

hey skint spice look at that siggy!! wow!
Hugs for ya bob...cant you flog mr bob that way you kill two birds with one stone! Flipping nightmare this debtbusting isnt it eh...

skint_spice

Thanks ISOM, I'm getting there! I'm particularly skint at the moment and it's soooo tempting to just ignore the budget but I'm trying to behave myself...

beanielou

Hope you can sort out something for DD's 18th Bob.
Happy birthday Pepe

shaun40400

bob what can i say
bloody typical!! was it may be you could flog mr bob
twenty lashes should do it!!!!!
ha ha ha baaaarrrrrrrrrrrking!!
hope yoy sort out something for dd 18th
:grouphug:

Karmacat

Oh Bob, I'm sorry to hear about the party budget needing to be spent on the cars..... what a b*gger..... my visit to your thread started so well too, with Pepe's poem to Shaun, which is brilliant. But this is horrible for you. Can Mr B do any of the work on the car himself? I may be showing my ignorance here, what with not having a car ..... sorry.

In_Search_Of_Me

An ode to MrBob*

bobby had a husband
his name was Mr Bob
He was really s*** with money
But at least he had a job!

Mrs bob despaired
Cos he was never prepared
To sort his flipping money
And just like mrs bob we think that
mate, its just not funny!

So how about you get in line
And act more like a grown up
Sort your cash and most of all
You should just try to own up!

Stop hiding credit cards
With your head in the sand..
Its not going away
Why dont you understand?

We love our bob, we surely do
But our hearts go out with frustration...
having to deal with you!
We wish that there lightbulb
Would even just glimmer
Cos if it just wont
We're just gonna simmer!

So help us this easter
Would you please mr bob
To sort out your money
And help with the dosh!

Mrs bob she is tired
Of soring it all out
While you just spend it again
And apparently on nowt!

So sort it please mr bob
Or punishment will be
A grand turnip lobbing
Right toward thee!!

*no drugs were used in the making of this ode!