MSE Parent Club - Part 2

chocaholic110

ella_ella_ella wrote: »

Typical that the nearest one to us is about an hour away

No, I am absolutely not going to Middlesborough for music classes. 'Twas bad enough going there for the 4D scan.

ella_ella_ella

Lol, me neither, its too far and I hate the place (no offence ment to Middlesborough people!!)

Im on dial up again at the min but as soon as my broadband decides to work again I will look up the one near to us, do you fancy going?

chocaholic110

ella_ella_ella wrote: »

Lol, me neither, its too far and I hate the place (no offence ment to Middlesborough people!!)

Im on dial up again at the min but as soon as my broadband decides to work again I will look up the one near to us, do you fancy going?

Maybe, depending upon the day of the week and where it is.

Sami_Bee

nadnad wrote: »

...PS just asked him where his winky was and he grabbed it and giggled - dont know if it was coincidence or not but it was funny :rotfl:

don't go encouraging it Chris now likes to wiggle his in the mirror while I'm running his bath :rotfl:he shakes his hips while saying "woo wooo wooo" and giggling - he's very proud of it:p

:jyey MFD and Benjamin :j

Sami_Bee

redmel1621 wrote: »

Hooray, MFD that's brilliant news:D:D

Well weather wise it is p'ing down here and has been all day.

:eek: I've arranged to go to the zoo 2mo and the weather online says, sunny intervals,
bit windy after lunch and no rain until monday :undecided


edit - just realised that sounds quite random - Mel lives near the zoo

Krystaltips

Sami_Bee wrote: »

don't go encouraging it Chris now likes to wiggle his in the mirror while I'm running his bath :rotfl:he shakes his hips while saying "woo wooo wooo" and giggling - he's very proud of it:p

Hmm... My hubby still does this....

Becles

redmel1621 wrote: »

Well done Becles:) What Uni are you at and what are you studying??

I'm doing a BA in Business Studies with the Open Uni. I started it when I was pregnant with Charlotte and have managed to achieve 180/360 points already :cool:

Charlotte knows what nipples are, as she kept pointing to hers in the bath and asking what they were. Now when I'm getting dressed on a morning, she points to mine and goes "oooh big nipples" She's also obsessed with clothing and every item I put on gets announced and cheered - bra yay, socks yay and so on

scruffy96uk

Sami_Bee wrote: »

don't go encouraging it Chris now likes to wiggle his in the mirror while I'm running his bath :rotfl:he shakes his hips while saying "woo wooo wooo" and giggling - he's very proud of it:p

:jyey MFD and Benjamin :j

After reading this I must post this

How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man



Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see partner along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohican.

Wee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.

Admire willy size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!!

PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS CHEERING UP, AS THIS WILL DO IT.

redmel1621

Sami_Bee wrote: »

:eek: I've arranged to go to the zoo 2mo and the weather online says, sunny intervals,
bit windy after lunch and no rain until monday :undecided


edit - just realised that sounds quite random - Mel lives near the zoo

I hope the rain stays away for you Sami...It is looking a bit grey to be honest, but it is still early so will probably brighten up a bit soon.

I am thinking about a trip to the cinema, we wanted to watch Monsters V Aliens 3D..it is an expensive trip out though, £26 for the tickets, £10 for the taxi, £5 food and drink (we always take our own) So that is £40(ish) for less than two hours of entertainment......is it worth it????

Mel x

Sami_Bee

thanks Mel - fingers crossed for a spot of sunshine!

Its is expensive for the amount of time spent but if you'll all enjoy it... is it cheaper to see the not 3D version?