**Daily Chat Thread**9th Sep 08**

Lucifa73

spud30 wrote: »

I'm LOVING the kilts. What is it about a man in a skirt that's soooo darned attractive

Does it make it more attractive to know they were both 'true Scots' on the day;)

jinky67

Lucifa73 wrote: »

Humpf - thanks:cool:

sorry i was distracted:D

you look nice too...and as for Hubby....whoo woo:T and his bro:beer:

LouiseJ

Best man speech Lines I have heard that actually made me laugh

"The bride and groom are going to Ireland for their honeymoon I think, well the groom said he was just going to Bangor for a few weeks anyway":rotfl:

"I have just prepared a few lines and now I have snorted them I feel much better":rotfl:

Most speeches are tragic:rolleyes:

Lucifa73

jinky67 wrote: »

sorry i was distracted:D

you look nice too...and as for Hubby....whoo woo:T and his bro:beer:

By what? Nice?!!! Oh okay - forgiven. Still love ya!:p

(bro is 21, single, recently graduated and working as civil engineer and adorably delighted to be becoming an uncle:D )

jinky67

Lucifa73 wrote: »

You have to have kilts when you get married in a scottish castle:p

I wanna get married in a castle too:D


where was yours?

saffronflowers

Snaggs yup they are my girls - cant really deny it somehow!!!!

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PS mighty peed off just phoned to book my scan and been told that I have to have hospital care not community and hanging on for the midwives I think I have been cut off - grrrrrr now I am crying bloody hormones!!!

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(Land_of)_Maz

the last wedding i was at the groom read out a poem by Hovis Presley... i rely on you... it's very funny, and sweet without being soppy. i was very impressed....

I rely on you
like a Skoda needs suspension
like the aged need a pension
like a trampoline needs tension
like a bungee jump needs apprehension
I rely on you
like a camera needs a shutter
like a gambler needs a flutter
like a golfer needs a putter
like a buttered scone involves some butter
I rely on you
like an acrobat needs ice cool nerve
like a hairpin needs a drastic curve
like an HGV needs endless derv
like an outside left needs a body swerve
I rely on you
like a handyman needs pliers
like an auctioneer needs buyers
like a laundromat needs driers
like The Good Life needed Richard Briers
I rely on you
like a water vole needs water
like a brick outhouse needs mortar
like a lemming to the slaughter
Ryan's just Ryan without his daughter
I rely on you

jinky67

Lucifa73 wrote: »

By what? Nice?!!! Oh okay - forgiven. Still love ya!:p

(bro is 21, single, recently graduated and working as civil engineer and adorably delighted to be becoming an uncle:D )

by a friend who was about to do the stupidest thing in the world:rotfl:

do you think he is maybe a *bit* young then?:rolleyes: :cool:

Lucifa73

LouiseJ wrote: »

Best man speech Lines I have heard that actually made me laugh

"The bride and groom are going to Ireland for their honeymoon I think, well the groom said he was just going to Bangor for a few weeks anyway":rotfl:

"I have just prepared a few lines and now I have snorted them I feel much better":rotfl:

Most speeches are tragic:rolleyes:

Hubbles and his brother made me cry when they toasted their Mum (she died 10 years ago of cancer - on 9 Feb so lets hope Bean doesn't choose that day to appear) and laugh when they took the p1ss out of each other:o

immoral_angeluk

In other non related news, remember we were talking about the LHC yesterday? There's going to be a live webcast of them turning it on here
http://webcast.cern.ch/