Depression Support Thread

budget_budd

I also wanted to share my day with you all, because its still a bit dream like! I entered a competition in my local paper to win a dream wedding, and thought it would be nice to have everything sorted and paid for, certainly less stressful anyway.
We had to attend the wedding fair today to see the draw, so I took the family along and then they picked out 10 names for people to come up onto the stage, and I was picked as number 4! scary! then each of us had to pick a number out of the hat and collect the bouquet which was on the table in front of that number. I again had number 4. We were then told to take out the rose from the middle of the bouquet and the person with the "gold stem" had won the dream wedding, then the announcer said we had a winner I so thought she was looking at me, but alas it was the woman next to me!
Still my OH said to me he didn't mind how/where we got married as long as he married me! bless him!
Although just asked him if he wanted to start planning and he said no!

Amber_Sunshine

absolutebounder wrote: »

Are you sure it wasnt Sigur? He reckoned he looked like clooney:rotfl:

I hope not. I think poor Anni has enough to contend with :rotfl:

LadyMorticia

Amber_Sunshine wrote: »

I hope not. I think poor Anni has enough to contend with :rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

LadyMorticia

I haven't seen Meyore around in a while. I hope she's okay.

xx

shazrobo

morning all, how is everyone this morn?
kids back at school :j
meeting my support worker in town at 12, for a coffee and a chat, and a wonder around the shops
hugs all
shaz xxx

absolutebounder

This will be the last joke for a couple of weeks as Im off on tour over europe. Got to get a tan somehow coz I dont know how to use this St Tropez stuff.
So keep out of mischief while Im away.



A lovely and very sexy blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only £20 each! Comes with complete instructions."

The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody is watching her.



She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.



As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:

1. Put some nice satin sheets on your bed.

2. Take a nice warm bubble bath.

3. Splash on some nice perfume.

4. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

5. Light a pair of candles by the bed.

6. Put on a CD with some very soft classical music playing softly in the background.



7. Slip into bed and place the frog beside you. The frog will do what he has been trained to do.



She quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise, nothing happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store and speak to the man that sold the frog to you."



So the blonde calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've

done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there."



The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its eyes and says very sternly: "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

LadyMorticia

Lol AB! :rotfl:
I'm going to miss your jokes whilst you're away.

xx

LadyMorticia

Heya all. :wave:

I'm feeling really lousy today. I've been up most of the night being ill. I think I've picked up a bug or something.

xx

Tulip

:hello: Everyone,

Hope you are all ok,I am fine today,back still sore,off to the pub today to do karioke and see my friends Have a nice holiday AB.Sorry to hear you are feeling ill Anni,hope you get better soon.

I went to get the Daily Mail to get Culture Clubs Colour by Numbers album,its very good


Have a lovely day!


*hugs* to those that need one


love and light,

Katie xxx

shazrobo

(((big hugs))) anni, hope you feel better soon hun, take it easy today, and get some rest

lol at AB that joke was brill, made me laugh, have a great holiday, will miss the jokes

(((hugs))) katie, hope back gets better soon, enjoy your day out with friends.