Strumpet's Diary - Welcome to Planet Strumpet!!!

Jacks_xxx

:rotfl: :wave: Ooh I love it honeybun! Your very own diary.

I went to college in Preston and I love the accents in that part of the world so I hope you won't mind if I read your diary in my head in a broad Lancashire accent?! Would you like to recommend a voice in particular that I should aim for? (You're coming out a bit Liam Fray from The Courteeners at the moment - only nicer!)

I'm very jealous of your bargain grandfather clock, your enormous easter eggs *and* your partner who's going to buy you a new kitchen...

But I shall try to contain myself!

Good luck with the new diary! :beer:

Love Jacks xxx

strumpet

strumpet wrote: »

Strumpet's jobs for today:

1. Make a list of jobs for today - DONE!!!
2. Washing - DONE!!!
3. Drying on line - windy day so this should be quick - WORK IN PROGRESS
4. Ironing - hmmm maybe not!
5. Admin - Loads of letters require action & filing
6. Vaccuum house - DONE
7. General tidying up - UPSTAIRS DONE
8. 12:30 - Go and ring the bells for a wedding at Rishton - Earn £20
9. Prepare dinner - freezer food tonight
10. Sort out stuff for ebay, photgraph and list.
11. Clean bathroom - Arrrrghh!! Please....NO! - MADE A START
12. Learn West's Magnificat & Nunc Dimittis in C for Evensong at Kendal Parish Church tomorrow night - MADE A START

Wish me luck!

Made a good start on these jobs but found loads of others. Just my luck!

sistercas

morning strumpet
have you got a seat for me? i'll squeeze in a corner . looking forward to reading your diary especially if there is custard cream going. ( although i'm quite partial to a garibaldi or 2:rotfl: )

strumpet

Hi Sistercas,

Yes there's a seat for you.
You're nearest the coffeepot - would you mind pouring out?

strumpet

Right - off to ring for this wedding at Rishton.

Laterz!

Strumpet
xxx

Horace

This is fab what a fantastic host offering comfy chairs, custard creams and scones:j

Strumpet - you will have to keep some sneaky chocolate for yourself so that only you can induldge without sharing. I find the best place for chocolate these days is Lidl - their chocolate is divine and not overly expensive either.

I used to be a bellringer although I have probably forgotten how to do it because I havent rung for over 20 years:eek: These days the only time I will be hanging around churches and register offices and other delightful venues will be in my new self-employed job as an planner of weddings and civil partnerships. So if you are in need of a civil partnership ceremony I am your man (or should that be woman?:rotfl: ).

I have done some chores today - I went to the paper bin and got rid of my newspapers and the bag that I took them in (a lovely paper one from House of Fraser).:D

Note to Olive - I hate cleaning the bathroom but love pulling out weeds (such a satisfying job as I think of my old boss when I do it)

Sea78

Great new diary! I did my teacher training in Nelson - at Edge End School, but I don't think it exists anymore! Had to commute from lancaster which was a pain!

Look forward to reading more from you!

sea xx

hypno06

**hypno joins the party late.......but hopes there is still somewhere to sit and a custard cream spare**

saver03

What a fab diary :hello: Hope there is a comfy chair left but I shouldn't have a custard cream as I have just :EasterBun as I don't posses any self control!

I look forward to reading as by the look of it already it is definately a fun place to be.

Hope the bell ringing went well.

x

Snow_White_5

Hello Strumpet! I've seen you around on the NSD thread. Debt-wise I'm in a similar position to you, so look forward to reading your musings. Got any biccies left?