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*Daily Chat Thread*14th Aug 2008**

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  • lennymfo wrote: »
    Well its not that best subject in the world to talk about and I dont want to upset you swwet innocent young ladies but recently I have noticed a dramatic increase in both the volume, fragrance and frequecny in my fruitsome and flappy woof woofs (can anyone tell me where that is from?). I am having 2lb poos, quite soft in texture that take at least 5 toilet rolls to wiple clean, the toilet is forever getting blocked and Im getting tired of sticking my had down the toilet to unblock it (and I thought I was getting the tan from sticking my arm out of the window). My typical daily food intake consists of bran flakes with some oat crunch and a bannana with full fat milk, 2 slices of toast, fruit juice and a coffee/tea. I dont have much for lunch, maybe a cup of tea and a packet of snack a jacks, for tea I will have say chicken and chips one night and a spag bol the next. On the evening I will have a cup of tea and maybe a bottle of beer. Is this normal??
    .........

    _pale_
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  • System
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    Oh and ive recently had my urinary tract checked clear due to having a constant urge to go to the toilet which I have noticed over the last week as well. I think I need to get my prostate checked out :eek:. Enlarged prostate????
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  • System
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    Thanks Luc, think I will mention it next week to the doc. Trouble is I feel like a bloody hypocondriac, but you cannot be too careful as we have been discussing on Snaggles' diary.
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  • (Land_of)_Maz
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    Have you always had bran flakes or is that new? doesn't sound like excessive fibre intake but maybe cut the bran flakes half in half with cornflakes....

    are you dehydrated in other departments?
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
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    are you on any new medications?
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • LouiseJ
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    Sorry Lenny but:rotfl: , _pale_ and:eek:

    Extreme poos or what!!!!!

    Seems a bit unusual and to be sensible I would maybe think about a trip to the doctors except I would advise not to describe it to him/her in quite the same was as we were privilage to:D

    Or you could Google "Really Big S.h.i.t.s and see what comes up:cool:
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • System
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    Have you always had bran flakes or is that new? doesn't sound like excessive fibre intake but maybe cut the bran flakes half in half with cornflakes....

    are you dehydrated in other departments?
    Do you know Maz, I dont drink a lot of fluid and I Havent been doing so for a while, just the odd cup of juice and coffee and tea mainly
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  • LouiseJ wrote: »
    Sorry Lenny but:rotfl: , _pale_ and:eek:

    Extreme poos or what!!!!!

    Seems a bit unusual and to be sensible I would maybe think about a trip to the doctors except I would advise not to describe it to him/her in quite the same was as we were privilage to:D

    Or you could Google "Really Big S.h.i.t.s and see what comes up:cool:
    That's what I thought.
    Seriously though len sounds like something you should get checked out by a GP.
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
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  • System
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    are you on any new medications?
    Nope not on any medication though maybe I should be :) Hey maybe some of you girlies could get dressed up as a nurse to make your prognosis' more realistic :D
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  • (Land_of)_Maz
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    i would up your fluid intake... it will loosen things up a bit and reduce the blocked toilet scenario if nothing else....

    and yet, you said you were putting on weight?
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
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