*Daily Chat Thread*14th Aug 2008**

LouiseJ

lennymfo wrote: »

I strip off pre-poo, weigh myself, then re-weigh myself post-poo (you asked )

Of course, how silly of me, everyone does that dont they:rolleyes: :rotfl:

Better than the alternative I was thinking of though.

I am now starting to think however that this is a ploy for us to get the nurses outfits on.....Hmmmm???

(Land_of)_Maz

LouiseJ wrote: »

Or you could Google "Really Big S.h.i.t.s and see what comes up:cool:

tea =======> keyboard!! (c)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

(c - courtesy of IA!)

angelflower_2

lennymfo wrote: »

Well its not that best subject in the world to talk about and I dont want to upset you swwet innocent young ladies but recently I have noticed a dramatic increase in both the volume, fragrance and frequecny in my fruitsome and flappy woof woofs (can anyone tell me where that is from?). I am having 2lb poos, quite soft in texture that take at least 5 toilet rolls to wiple clean, the toilet is forever getting blocked and Im getting tired of sticking my had down the toilet to unblock it (and I thought I was getting the tan from sticking my arm out of the window). My typical daily food intake consists of bran flakes with some oat crunch and a bannana with full fat milk, 2 slices of toast, fruit juice and a coffee/tea. I dont have much for lunch, maybe a cup of tea and a packet of snack a jacks, for tea I will have say chicken and chips one night and a spag bol the next. On the evening I will have a cup of tea and maybe a bottle of beer. Is this normal??

anyone know if Gillian McKeith reads these boards ??????


Edit - sorry, comp really slow and someone else got in there before me LOL

(Land_of)_Maz

lennymfo wrote: »

I strip off pre-poo, weigh myself, then re-weigh myself post-poo (you asked )

oh the mental imagery!!!!!!!!

Good morning new comers and welcome to the Daily Shat thread!!!

Lucifa73

LouiseJ wrote: »

I am now starting to think however that this is a ploy for us to get the nurses outfits on.....Hmmmm???

Nah - he would have come up with something more manly and dramatic than giant poo...

immoral_angeluk

(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »

tea =======> keyboard!! (c)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

(c - courtesy of IA!)

Oi! Nicking my phrase thingies... :rotfl:

LouiseJ

(Land_of)_Maz wrote: »

oh the mental imagery!!!!!!!!

Good morning new comers and welcome to the Daily Shat thread!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: Look at how fast the treat is moving now though:rotfl: :rotfl:

Smut and Poo:rotfl: little things........little minds.:rolleyes:

LouiseJ

Off to see Grandiddlypops, who was 84 while I was on Holiday so I am looking forward to telling him all about my holiday.

Well in honesty I will probably have to just say one tiny story over and over again and then at the end of the conversation he will probably ask me when I am going on holiday but never mind, I love my Granda.

System

LouiseJ wrote: »

Of course, how silly of me, everyone does that dont they:rolleyes: :rotfl:

Better than the alternative I was thinking of though.

I am now starting to think however that this is a ploy for us to get the nurses outfits on.....Hmmmm???

Not at all, I just thought why not, a bit of role play to start the day. But I am being serious about the poo. Another thing I do get an itchy ring-piece sometimes too but is this because Ive missed a bit or something more sinister like worms for example? I havent seen any in 'mi stools but the other day, last week actually, I saw some small chalk like things in em??? Gall stones???

Ellidee

I think Lenny is talking a load of crap :rolleyes: :rotfl: