pizza hut - fuming

Freddie_Snowbits

mookie wrote: »

OP ignore the unhelpful replies they are all trolls. :rotfl: :rotfl:

No we are not, some of us are bait Diggers! And if OP cannot cook, that is their problem.

grade15

Timmne wrote: »

Problem is I think Italians tend to have a 2 slice policy. That's not enough for OP, they may go hungry.

you can now order the metre pizzas!!!

Reggie_Rebel

^^^^
So if you order one of those when the doorbell rings do you

get off your seata to greeta the metre pizza then go into the kitchen to seata down and eata the metre pizza?

Sssssss

HC wrote: »

Ssssss, I think the Pizza Hut MD is Hugh Janus, if that's any help.

ok will shoot of an email to 'huge anus' thanks...

HC_2

Sssssss wrote: »

ok will shoot of an email to 'huge anus' thanks...

What are you talking about?

I give you the name of the person to complain to about the shocking service you received, and you just talk about bottoms.

Quite frankly, I'm glad there were missing slices in your pizza when you cut it.

Sssssss

ok so on my way to trading standards I popped into a store and shouted at one of the teenage staff, but it didn't really help me feel better because instead of breaking down in tears he just showed me the finger and walked off.

so now I'm sat in a booth talking to this trading standards guy and I over hear a conversation in the next booth. I think the guy says he's an MD and his name is barber or was it mdbarber, any ways he's going on and on about ICE, don't know if he's talking about McDonalds putting too much in his drink or some other company. Also hear him saying SOGA over and over again like in a prayer. Apparently he's been there since opening so it's nearly 3 hours in there and I hear the trading standards guy nod off and start snoring, when all of a sudden due to a door banging the guy wakes up and says 'yes' so this is the queue for mdbarber to say great so you agree with everything I've said, so we'll sue for the 7pence and also keep the unit which I blew up cause I don't know red is live and black is negative.

dangeroussports

I once walked past Pizza Hut. I looked in through the window and saw all these really hideous creatures eating baked dough with 'toppings' on. Some of these creatures, it appeared, 'celebrating' something. Some of these creatures were hovering over a large counter with bowls in their hands (they looked like people from a Russian concentration camp).

Anway after about 10 minutes of my friend and I laughing at the these creatures we decided to go in and free the creatures by showing them the door. Guess what? They didnt want to come out....they held onto their pathetic little salad bowls whilst lifting up a limp looking slice of a baked dough with 'toppings'. In the end I just boarded up the windows and left 'bio hazard' stickers on the creatures.

michaelvintner

You lot are all having a laugh. I don't believe anyone would ever be able to actually eat a Pizza Hut Pizza. The last one I had was so crap I ate the box instead and threw away the pizza.

On the subject of the salad bar at Pizza Hut. How do they get the Salad so dry. It is like they suck all of the moisture out of it. Maybe it is actually plastic salad. Pizza Hut is the only place I have ever walked out of without paying. They did not even try stopping me, think they were too busy putting the Pizzas in the microwave to make the dough as hard as possible.

:rotfl:

vikingaero

michaelvintner wrote: »

They did not even try stopping me, think they were too busy putting the Pizzas in the microwave to make the dough as hard as possible.

Hang on a minute sunshine. Everyone knows that pizzas in Pizza Hut are crafted by Italian virgins.....

across

:eek: pizza hut in birmimgham used to have a mouse problem (dont know what its like now) this was late eighties and i remember sitting with my feet up through the whole meal one dinnertime(because it was quiet at dinnertime they would come out from under the block wooden booths,when i asked the waitress she laughed and said everywhere in birmingham has a mouse problem!!:eek: anyone been to new street pizza hut lately wots it like? any little brown furry friends? :eek: i still love pizza hut it hasnt put me off but never been back to that branch!