Free toilet paper, soap & water!

Little_Richard

lofielectronic wrote: »

Using it at work. Its FREE :j

And we are getting paid while we do it.

bordercars

HELP

do I

when i go for my spuds rub the soil off

or

isave the soil and sell it as quality topsoil

mrsdinozzo

Fallenangel152 wrote: »

Don't joke about it - i've known people who say they've taken a bag into the toilet at the pub and had a few toilet rolls!

:eek:

Hands up here to that one....

mrsdinozzo

Timmne wrote: »

When my FIL comes over I hide the toilet roll - I think he wraps it around his arm and manouvres the whole thing around, down there.

He always seems to need to 'go' when he's at ours, and we only live in a small flat - smells don't just disappear!

OMG...ROTFLMAO...:rotfl: seems ALL families have *be careful I've just laid a minefield* relative...but why's it always the blokes who seem so dang *proud* of the stench from the very depths of Hades!!!

thrifteemee

My cousin's ex missus took a bottle of wine to house party. She drank quite a lot at the party, but didn't drink any of the wine that she'd taken. She called round the next morning to ask for her wine back!

nikki.paul

One for the kids
take them into toys r us to play on the game consoles (saves hundreds of pound buying one).
Or them to boarders book shop for a couple of hours and read books on there comfy chairs to the kids better than the library as you can read the last releases for free.
On days out take a buggy with you with a hood cram your 8 year old in it and get them in free as an under 4 year old..
Don forget to get them all to go to the toilet while their there.

Nikki

she_grinch

Timmne wrote: »

When my FIL comes over I hide the toilet roll - I think he wraps it around his arm and manouvres the whole thing around, down there.

He always seems to need to 'go' when he's at ours, and we only live in a small flat - smells don't just disappear!

Next time he comes put an out of order sign on door and send him round to neighbours house lol

Timmne

there's no need, one attempt with no paper and he might get the hint!

indelacio

nikki.paul wrote: »

One for the kids
take them into toys r us to play on the game consoles (saves hundreds of pound buying one).
Or them to boarders book shop for a couple of hours and read books on there comfy chairs to the kids better than the library as you can read the last releases for free.
On days out take a buggy with you with a hood cram your 8 year old in it and get them in free as an under 4 year old..
Don forget to get them all to go to the toilet while their there.

Nikki

The worst is the idiots in whsmiths who are always lingering by the shelves, theres about 20 of them in a tiny shop just reading all the magazines and theyre stood right in front of the shelves so you cant actually get to any magazines when you would be a paying customer and you say excuse me to get them to move so you can have a look at the mags see if theres anything worth buying and the evil look they give you like "how dare you interrupt my reading its MY shop" Hate those people. Either buy it or f off, or go in a corner out of the way of the shelf you idiots.

she_grinch

How about popping into Lush with the whole family and all scraping fingernails over your favourite soap, on returning home pick out of nails into a jar, do this daily and eventually you will have collected enough scrapings to melt into a bar!!!