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**MSE Lawrence** · 26-10-2009, 11:28 AM

This is the discussion to link on the back of Martin's blog. Please read the blog first, as this discussion follows it.

Read Martin's "Kit Kat Crunching Crime" Blog.

Please click reply to discuss below.

divadee · 26-10-2009, 11:33 AM

is it because he didnt give the other finger of kit kat to you??? were you slightly jealous lol

only joking i do both sometimes break it in half other times if im in hurry just scoff the lot.

JimmyTheWig · 26-10-2009, 11:44 AM

That's nearly as bad as opening a packet of crisps from the bottom. You just don't do it.

nykmedia · 26-10-2009, 11:59 AM

Got to agree, a Kit Kat is made for splitting and I hate the chunky ones for this very reason, they just aren't real Kit Kats! Apart from that, if they did away with the 'fingers' it would reduce the overall surface area available for covering in chocolate!

456789 · 26-10-2009, 12:51 PM

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I’m not sure why, but I was quite shocked at this, it seemed plain wrong. Is it just me?

Next time put up a sign forbidding such actions!!

scaryfairy · 26-10-2009, 1:07 PM

It depends on my mood at the time - sometimes I just eat it as is and sometimes I break it into two. Have to say I LOVE the kit kat caramels that are out at the moment. yummmmmmmmmm.

RabbitMad · 26-10-2009, 1:26 PM

I thought you were more liberal than that Martin. If a man chooses to munch his kitkat in that way so be it.

I wonder what you'd have done if it had been the old style wrapper and he hadn't carefully rubbed his thumb over the top of each finger to expose the kitkat writing in the foil, followed by running a nail between the fingers to split the foil?

**MSE Martin** · 26-10-2009, 1:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RabbitMad

I thought you were more liberal than that Martin. If a man chooses to munch his kitkat in that way so be it.

I wonder what you'd have done if it had been the old style wrapper and he hadn't carefully rubbed his thumb over the top of each finger to expose the kitkat writing in the foil, followed by running a nail between the fingers to split the foil?

I couldn't coped with that - Im not so small minded.

Yet chomping direct - it breaks all the rules!

MothballsWallet · 26-10-2009, 1:52 PM

Martin, did he offer you a (Kit Kat) finger or just eat as if you weren't there?

If it's the latter, then that's rude - next time you buy a finger-portioned Kit Kat, "forget" to offer him any *evil grin*

Yes, I'm being evil (again)!

meher · 26-10-2009, 1:54 PM

well it isn't fully chocloate so no need to treat it nicely, I lick chocolate and bin wafer

TurkishDelight · 26-10-2009, 2:10 PM

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Originally Posted by meher

well it isn't fully chocloate so no need to treat it nicely, I lick chocolate and bin wafer

Why don't you just buy chocolate?

456789 · 26-10-2009, 2:12 PM

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Originally Posted by meher

bin wafer

not very MSE

postingalwaysposting · 26-10-2009, 2:27 PM

Martin what would you have done if he had bitten across a 4 fingered one?

meher · 26-10-2009, 2:31 PM

TurkishDelight, forgot to put smilie, only meant to be a metaphorical response actually to say sometimes when we're mindful we treat things as how we find it

in any case chocolates are almost always gifts - I never remember buying a chocolate specially because I'm vegan but I never refuse anything anyone offers

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Originally Posted by 456789

not very MSE

Also why this norm of intimidating people who don't come across as mse? I never signed a contract to be an evangelist at being money saving when I joined the forum. I do and live as I wish re blake signature, sometimes it is money saving, at other times not.

am done on this thread - on these threads I post instinctively

minerva_windsong · 26-10-2009, 3:09 PM

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Originally Posted by RabbitMad

I thought you were more liberal than that Martin. If a man chooses to munch his kitkat in that way so be it.

I wonder what you'd have done if it had been the old style wrapper and he hadn't carefully rubbed his thumb over the top of each finger to expose the kitkat writing in the foil, followed by running a nail between the fingers to split the foil?

It's clearly been too long since I had a Kit Kat, I thought they still made them like that!

I must say I agree with Martin and this is many kinds of wrong.

Saucepot · 26-10-2009, 3:19 PM

Hows this for wrong? I take 4 kit kat chunkies, I melt the edges and join them into 1 GIANT 4 finger kit kat, then I bite across ALL four lanes. HA!

meher · 26-10-2009, 3:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Saucepot

Hows this for wrong? I take 4 kit kat chunkies, I melt the edges and join them into 1 GIANT 4 finger kit kat, then I bite across ALL four lanes. HA!

and I thought your slave, Francesco Mazzola detto Parmigianino served you the chococlate wafers disemmbled it in layers as you wished

alwaysonthego · 26-10-2009, 3:32 PM

My friend uses her kitkat fingers/segments as straws dipping them into her hot chocolate and sucking the hot choc through it, now that is wrong!

Smiley_Mum · 26-10-2009, 3:59 PM

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Originally Posted by postingalwaysposting

Martin what would you have done if he had bitten across a 4 fingered one?

He'd have to have a heck of a big mouth to do that!!

marcharrison1979 · 26-10-2009, 4:49 PM

What's happening with all these bank charges anyway? any sign of me getting my money back so i can afford to buy a kit-kat?