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From the Desk of: :rotfl:
Mr. Jacob Marks :rotfl:
No 10 Amadu bello way :rotfl:
Victoria Isiland Lagos, Nigeria :rotfl:
Telephone:234-803-7140026 :rotfl:
Dear Thanh,
Good Day
With warm heart I offer my friendship, and greetings, and I hope this
mail
meets you in good time. However strange or surprising this contact
might
seem to you, as we have not meet personally or had any dealings in the
past,
I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and
immense
benefit.
It is my pleasure to write and inform you, that you were chosen to act
as
next of Kin to LATE JOHN VOELKER. But be rest assured that your contact
particulars was given to me after a due search, for a reliable and
capable
foreigner that will handle confidentially a transfer of huge sum of
money
from UNION BANK NIGERIA PLC to a foreign bank account. The deal in
details
:A foreigner, LATE JOHN VOELKER was an oil merchant/contractor with the
Federal Government of Nigeria and resides here in Nigeria not until his
untimely death six year ago in ghastly plane crash. (LATE JOHN VOELKER)
who perished in the plane crash of OCTOBER 31, 1999 !! with Egyptian
airline
990} with other passengers aboard as you can confirm it your self at
this
wbpage: http://www.bromike.com/departed/egypt.html
He had a deposit of (US$32,000,000.00) THIRTY TWO MILLION UNITED STATES
DOLLARS, here with the UNION BANK OF NIGERIA before his death on
OCTOBER
31, 1999. I am his accountant officer at the Union Bank, and till now
nobody
has serviced this account or shown up for his money since after his
death
till date. Although, efforts have been made by the bank managements to
get
in touch with his next of kin or any of his relations, but all to no
avail
(He had no children or any relative to stand as the net of kin).It is
on
this note some top officials of Union Bank, who are fully aware of the
incident
resolved and asked me to find and negotiate with a trust worthy
foreigner
who is willing to assist, and act as the next of kin to the LATE JOHN
VOELKER,
this sum of money is now kept in the DECEASED ACCOUNT of the Union
bank,
please understand that this money (US$32,000,000.00) when transferred
into
your account will be shared with the ratio of:
1) 30% to you as the chosen next of kin and account owner,
2) 60% for my colleagues and I,
3) 10% will be maped out for the balance of every expenses made local
or
international during this transaction.
This transaction is 100% risk free, for we have concluded every
arrangement
to safeguard you in this transaction.Therefore, if you wish to assist
us,hasten
up and send the following informations to enable us effectively process
the necessary document for smooth transfer into your account, as to be
nominated
by you as the next of kin to LATE JOHN VOELKER ; you are urgently
required
to send to me.The name to be used in changing the existing next of kin
at
the bank.Your Bank name and adress, where the money will be transferd,
Your
Account name and account number which will be use, Your private
telephone
and fax number for fast and safer communication.
I know we have never met or entered into any kind of transaction with
you
before as to know the extent of your trust and honesty. But based on
the
recommendation, I personally want to believe that you will not sit on
the
money if it finally gets to your account.
It is on this note I consider it proper to write and ask for your
consent,
and permission to support the transfer into your account.Please, for
security
reasons acknowledge the receipt of this latter by mailing back through
my
private e-mail address .
Await your urgent response.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Jacob Marks
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Mr. Jacob Marks :rotfl:
No 10 Amadu bello way :rotfl:
Victoria Isiland Lagos, Nigeria :rotfl:
Telephone:234-803-7140026 :rotfl:
Dear Thanh,
Good Day
With warm heart I offer my friendship, and greetings, and I hope this
meets you in good time. However strange or surprising this contact
might
seem to you, as we have not meet personally or had any dealings in the
past,
I humbly ask that you take due consideration of its importance and
immense
benefit.
It is my pleasure to write and inform you, that you were chosen to act
as
next of Kin to LATE JOHN VOELKER. But be rest assured that your contact
particulars was given to me after a due search, for a reliable and
capable
foreigner that will handle confidentially a transfer of huge sum of
money
from UNION BANK NIGERIA PLC to a foreign bank account. The deal in
details
:A foreigner, LATE JOHN VOELKER was an oil merchant/contractor with the
Federal Government of Nigeria and resides here in Nigeria not until his
untimely death six year ago in ghastly plane crash. (LATE JOHN VOELKER)
who perished in the plane crash of OCTOBER 31, 1999 !! with Egyptian
airline
990} with other passengers aboard as you can confirm it your self at
this
wbpage: http://www.bromike.com/departed/egypt.html
He had a deposit of (US$32,000,000.00) THIRTY TWO MILLION UNITED STATES
DOLLARS, here with the UNION BANK OF NIGERIA before his death on
OCTOBER
31, 1999. I am his accountant officer at the Union Bank, and till now
nobody
has serviced this account or shown up for his money since after his
death
till date. Although, efforts have been made by the bank managements to
get
in touch with his next of kin or any of his relations, but all to no
avail
(He had no children or any relative to stand as the net of kin).It is
on
this note some top officials of Union Bank, who are fully aware of the
incident
resolved and asked me to find and negotiate with a trust worthy
foreigner
who is willing to assist, and act as the next of kin to the LATE JOHN
VOELKER,
this sum of money is now kept in the DECEASED ACCOUNT of the Union
bank,
please understand that this money (US$32,000,000.00) when transferred
into
your account will be shared with the ratio of:
1) 30% to you as the chosen next of kin and account owner,
2) 60% for my colleagues and I,
3) 10% will be maped out for the balance of every expenses made local
or
international during this transaction.
This transaction is 100% risk free, for we have concluded every
arrangement
to safeguard you in this transaction.Therefore, if you wish to assist
us,hasten
up and send the following informations to enable us effectively process
the necessary document for smooth transfer into your account, as to be
nominated
by you as the next of kin to LATE JOHN VOELKER ; you are urgently
required
to send to me.The name to be used in changing the existing next of kin
at
the bank.Your Bank name and adress, where the money will be transferd,
Your
Account name and account number which will be use, Your private
telephone
and fax number for fast and safer communication.
I know we have never met or entered into any kind of transaction with
you
before as to know the extent of your trust and honesty. But based on
the
recommendation, I personally want to believe that you will not sit on
the
money if it finally gets to your account.
It is on this note I consider it proper to write and ask for your
consent,
and permission to support the transfer into your account.Please, for
security
reasons acknowledge the receipt of this latter by mailing back through
my
private e-mail address .
Await your urgent response.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Jacob Marks
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Duplicate post!Be careful who you open up to. Today it's ears, tomorrow it's mouth.0
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I have seen something very similar before, when I was new and inexperienced in the mysteries of internet and email.
Strangely, as I read it I heard a roaring noise outside, and something pink and plump flew by, going "oink".Be careful who you open up to. Today it's ears, tomorrow it's mouth.0 -
Price of technology - at least it used to cost the buggers a stamp....0
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Why don't you have some fun and play him along a bit? Just to protect yourself set up a new email account with a false name. To see how the experts do it have a look at this site :- http://www.scamorama.com/
or this :- http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm (and have a good laugh as well)What part of "A whop bop-a-lu a whop bam boo" don't you understand?0 -
I'm sorry but I couldn't help almost soiling myself with laughter at this email. How, why, who.......I'm baffled! Do these people honestly think that your going to hand over all your life to them?
"ere mate, eres the keys to my house, my car and my credit cards and pin numbers oh and my wifes called Elaine......"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha0 -
Melissa22_Mum wrote:I'm sorry but I couldn't help almost soiling myself with laughter at this email. How, why, who.......I'm baffled! Do these people honestly think that your going to hand over all your life to them?
"ere mate, eres the keys to my house, my car and my credit cards and pin numbers oh and my wifes called Elaine......"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sadly there are muppets out there in their thousands queing up to be taken for every penny by this junk!!Four guns yet only one trigger prepare for a volley.Together we can make a difference.0 -
Aah. Poor man. Hope someone can help him?????"When you want something said, ask a man.
When you want something DONE, ask a woman" - Margaret Thatcher0 -
trisontana wrote:Why don't you have some fun and play him along a bit? Just to protect yourself set up a new email account with a false name. To see how the experts do it have a look at this site :- http://www.scamorama.com/
or this :- http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm (and have a good laugh as well)
Yes, 419eater is one of my favorite websites. The letters page always makes me laugh. Takes a whole evening to go through but 'the road to nowhere' set up is absolutely amazing!0 -
Is it only me who thinks that some of the 'scam baiters' on these websites are actually more devious and unpleasant than the scammers?Eh?? I give up!! Towel is getting thrown in here!0
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greenwich wrote:Is it only me who thinks that some of the 'scam baiters' on these websites are actually more devious and unpleasant than the scammers?
Nah, I think it's nice to have someone fighting the corner of people that have been victimised by 419ers.
Anybody that spends time setting up con merchants are fine by me.0
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