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Kevin Phillips walks into a sperm donor bank"I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?".
"Yes" replies Phillips "you should have my details on your computer".
"Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call your wife for you?"
"Why do I need help?" asks Phillips. The receptionist replies
"Well, it says on your record that you're a useless W@nker...."Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0 -
hey MR P did you like that one lol....
EDIT lol ......good one that..0 -
Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0
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A Geordie girl, a girl from Sunderland and a West Indian girl all give birth to boys at the same time in the same hospital. However, the nurses get the babies mixed up.To sort it out they decide to ask the dads to pick their own child. They ask the Geordie first but he picks the black baby. The nurses argue with him that the baby can't possibly be his,but he replies, "I know that! One of the other two could be a Mackem and it just isn't worth the !!!!ing risk.Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0
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lol MR P belta matey hehehe
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What's this geordies with a sense of humour...:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:0
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A Geordie sickened by Newcastle's lack of success decides to commit suicide. In his living room alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides to wear his Newcastle kit as a final statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Newcastle kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. Totally confused, the neighbour asks why. The policeman replies, "To avoid embarrassing the family".Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0
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Are they geordies?
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Not sure? Look like 1970's strippers, is off one of your records mate?Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.0
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