downstairs neighbour scantilly clad outdoor exercises

t1000_2

its amazing what you find on these forums, i came looking for some online shopping advice and stumbled across other peoples bizarre questions, so i am going to throw my own issue out there.

so recently i moved into a flat in london, victorian terraced thing, i rent out one of 4 floors, the basement flat having the garden which is a decent size..thats by the by really. i have had absolutely no issues up until very recently, which i think has come with the good weather. you see the young chap living in the basement flat does some exercises outside, which is fine, however he tends to wear boxer shorts nothing more. fantastic you might think, well at times it can be, however whilst your eating your cereal, seeing a hairy back doing lunges does not help the crunchy nuts go down!

should i have words or just admire the effort?

lonestar1

Open window, Lean out and shout 'Put it away for gawds sake'

That should get the message across

Pitchshifter

Just stare at him until he gets sick of you and goes away. It's just a battle of wills really.

PasturesNew

ewww... should be a law against it.
No hairy backs!!!

Also, wearing just boxers he's in danger of having the boys come out to play.

I'd ignore it though to be honest. If he were naked it'd be a different matter. He's probably completely unaware that while he's got his nuts out on the lawn, you've got yours on your chin

MissMoneypenny

Be a good moneysaver and look on the forum for some cheap waxing deals. Then tell him about them;)

kizzykizzywizzy

Urrrgghhh
We used to have an oldish woman who sunbathed topless in her garden, my hubby used to call her leather t*ts!!
I don't know what it is about me, but my neighbour now gets 'um out too!!
I'd get a mate around & say, very loudly "yes, he is small isn't he?!! you'd think he'd cover it up" might do the trick:rotfl:

barnaby-bear

t1000 wrote: »

its amazing what you find on these forums, i came looking for some online shopping advice and stumbled across other peoples bizarre questions, so i am going to throw my own issue out there.

so recently i moved into a flat in london, victorian terraced thing, i rent out one of 4 floors, the basement flat having the garden which is a decent size..thats by the by really. i have had absolutely no issues up until very recently, which i think has come with the good weather. you see the young chap living in the basement flat does some exercises outside, which is fine, however he tends to wear boxer shorts nothing more. fantastic you might think, well at times it can be, however whilst your eating your cereal, seeing a hairy back doing lunges does not help the crunchy nuts go down!

should i have words or just admire the effort?

set up a web cam and a pay per view site - there's a pervert out there looking for every speciality so make some money out of it.... :T

(a web cam not even connected obviously placed should be sufficient to spook him...)

t1000_2

i like the idea of making money out of the wookie, but i fear being tarred with the freak brush. could you imagine trying to explain that away..

'well you see officer, i was filming him as evidence of what can happen if you don't capture those first few stray shoulder hairs!

Snooze

PasturesNew wrote: »

Also, wearing just boxers he's in danger of having the boys come out to play.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

barnaby-bear wrote:

set up a web cam and a pay per view site - there's a pervert out there looking for every speciality so make some money out of it.... :T

:rotfl: :T

Good idea!

Rob

mlz1413

Do you have any gay friends who might want to admire loudly out of the window?

Either you will get him to cover more body parts, or exercise less or you could be playing cupid!

mpsavuk

A long time ago i lived next to a very tasty looking Air Hostess. She used to sunbathe topless in the garden.

I had an excellent view from my spare bedroom window!

Well, i'm a red blooded male, what else do you expect?