Calling all you night owls

VLADTHEIMPALA

bank_of_slate wrote: »

I'm dizzy just reading that!
...Linda xx

Don't you think you should let young danny breathe after 2 1/2 years?

Remember: If you work in a call centre your job is always on the line.

Going now, not supposed to be out in the light. feel myself fading away

VLADTHEIMPALA

Sorry I'm just putting replies to see if I can add my location to my profile. I am new to this.

bank_of_slate

VLADTHEIMPALA wrote: »

Don't you think you should let young danny breathe after 2 1/2 years?

Remember: If you work in a call centre your job is always on the line.

Going now, not supposed to be out in the light. feel myself fading away

He gets a 5 minute break, on the hour, every hour!
...Linda xx

kika

Vlad Oh I knew the vampire would crawl out of his coffin sooner or later, Buffy where are you when I need you? Whats a Scully? The truth is out there somewhere.

kika

Forgot to add I have OU essay due too thats why I'm wasting time on here.

VLADTHEIMPALA

kika wrote: »

Forgot to add I have OU essay due too thats why I'm wasting time on here.

What course are you doing? I'm on my seventh.

boredofbeingathome

VLADTHEIMPALA wrote: »

Put them in your eyes. Oh for goodness sake, some people ...

Sorry I wasn't abou last night guys. Obviously you can't do without me.
Had a weird day at work. I was the only one in the office and I had to keep going to the kitche and throwing cold water on my face. Think I actually closed my eyes and snored at one point. Got home, sat on the floor in the living room with the laptop and put a Smallville DVD on (my daughter got me into it - he's a wimp), hit connect on the modem ... next thing it was 10.30 I was frozen and stiff so I hauled myself on to the sofa and slept until 7.30.

Things to do today: Finish OU assignment (read two textbooks, analyse a text in detail, rip it to bits in academic jargon, rewrite it, explain how ... due in Wednesday.
Clean,hoover, do this week's washing up (kidding) (say ten days' worth), change the beds (I prefer Gillian's) (keep up)
Pack about 23 items I sold on eBay last week and polish the wheelbarrow ready to go to the P.O. (take pig out first)
Prepare 'F*** you, you can shove your stinking job where no man has been desperate/stupid/unfortunate enough to go for years' statement for disciplinary meeting on Thursday. Prepare request to have disciplinary meeting postponed.
Write to Barkingcard et al. (refer to previous and substitute card/account/head for job).
See if GF (I'm learning) has taken head out of sand/!!!!/toilet and prepared to support/help/leave - I'll keep that for another day maybe - prioritise.
Any of you ladies over 5'9", red/auburn hair / interested in unusual / extraterrestrial events, cos I feel a shout of next! building up. I don't have a lot of food in the house but I do have a number of stakes on the front lawn. (pause while someone googles Vlad the Impaler)
After Thursday my to do list is:
Wait for money/apologies/offers to roll in
Get signed off work with stress :j :beer:

Ever had a chicken Tarka, it's like a chicken Tikka but it's a little otter.:rotfl:

Seize u later. I will be up and at it most of the night prob. But if you lot make me spend my study/revenge/packing/sleeping time talking garbage on here I'll be cross.
Oh, I perfected the machine: It's a laptop, it folds, it's portable. That was easy, adding a Scully was easy too. Making her come out from behind the screen is giving me some headaches. I've tried tempting her with very very small sums of money, marmite, offers of constant passionate devotion, and a magnetic collar for the cat flap (she's only nine inches tall).:p

Unfortunately vlad, i am taken :rotfl: I have a couple of required attiributes, same first name as your idol:rolleyes: auburn hair (well brown really with auburn highlights) am in short side 5'3"..and i also do lots of courses, any good with 5000 word essays?:rotfl: :rotfl: Plus i am a night owl..now if you looked like the chap off dracula 2000 ( Gerard butler) wowza:rotfl: I may run off with him, he doesn't know it yet:cool:
Ps have been ,married for long long time, but i can dream!

VLADTHEIMPALA

When I became a man I put away childish things ...



... last night I found them on top of the wardrobe.

Stand by your beds!

Gnashingwild Anglegrinder crud services wrote to me today saying they're going to do a number of horrid things to me that I do to others more deserving every day. I wrote back asking them if they wouldn't like to kiss me first. This is fun. In the same vein I've given unWelcome 14 days. I dont usually go all the way on te first date, but for them I'll make an exception. The foreplay's over boys, find something to bite on!

Kika, a Scully is a small room attached to the kitchen, for the storage of pots and pans etc. but without the hesitation.

bubbles0169

i vant to sucka your blood
oops sorry wrong vlad

oops sorry wrong vlad
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is this you? good!
did you want to know how to put your location on here?
if so go to user cp'user control panel', edit profile, to input your location put it in 'where you live'
oooh my eyes are hurtin this sun no good for an owl
catch ya later

VLADTHEIMPALA

Just wanna see if I can write Halifafaxsake on here and get away with it. They're the only one without a proper name. It filtered a four letter word for bottom earlier.