OS Daily Tuesday 25th March

ageandjo

twink wrote: »

ooh i cant say too much, kyles light is still on :eek: but theres far enough between the east and west to get your breath back :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I now have lemonade all over my laptop screen after spitting it out with laughter :T :rotfl:

csarina

oh dear .... it's so sad when nice respectable old ladies go off the rails - the twilight home beckons methinks.[/quote]

Who said we were respectable,:eek: nice yes, respectable, well I am not sure about that, its much more fun to be naughty....old ladies........think you need a bit of education................I am not old, just maturing nicely thank you:D go wash your mouth out with soap................a large box of Thorntons continental will go very nicely to sooth my hurt feelings....:T :TTwilight home, forget it sunshire.....................I am having far too good a time to even consider a twilight home, double mouth wash with soap.

Pooky

Smut!!! - Ladies I'm shocked

Discount-Diva_3

Benthosboy wrote: »

I had all sorts of replies that I intended to post but you lot have cracked me up and I can't do it for :rotfl: "Hormonal women" indeed :rolleyes:

And I'm sorry to disappoint but I'm tired and emotional so two minutes is all you'll get, mouthfull of gravel or not And I don't look like Colin Firth (whoever he is ) but having lost almost a stone in weight in the past few weeks, I like to think I cut quite a dash with my boilersuit open to where it matters :eek: And the motorhome is a 5 berth and I might just head up north o' the border for hols this year. West coast or east coast? Hmmm.......

Mmm the thought:p

csarina

Pooky wrote: »

Smut!!! - Ladies I'm shocked

Smut!!!! whats that........... its all good clean fun.........another one who thinks life stops at 60.... forget it sunshine, life starts at 60!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:j :j :j

By the way, there is room for a morothome here and I will even run a cable for the leccy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not for me but for anyone who wants to join the queue to see Benthosboy in his unzipped boiler suit.:D Do you have a gold medallion as well????????????

Discount-Diva_3

csarina wrote: »

Smut!!!! whats that........... its all good clean fun.........another one who thinks life stops at 60.... forget it sunshine, life starts at 60!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:j :j :j

By the way, there is room for a morothome here and I will even run a cable for the leccy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gives me something to look forward to then:rotfl:

I'm still living it up in my forties :rotfl:

Benthosboy

Ladies, ladies, ladies! I don't know what to say. The last time I had females fighting over me was at school. Mind you, that was just to beat the living daylights out of me for, err, well, you know

To any other lurkers out there who may be thinking of throwing their hat in, I've got all my own hair, (not much left and sadly going grey), my own teeth, (see hair :eek: ), I'm not taking [strike]any[/strike] much medication and I've got a state of the art motorhome with three beds and a drinks cabinet.

If you want to sort it out between yourselves and give me a call when you're done, to the victor the spoils :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

twink

watch out kyle http://www.tonya.me.uk/fun/warning.asp

Edinburghlass_2

Benthosboy wrote: »

I'm making the most of it while it lasts. I won't always be good-looking, humorous, talented, modest, etc,etc..........:D :rotfl: :j

Calm down ladies, he also lies :whistle:

CRANKY40

twink wrote: »

well Benthosboy is in for a shock when he opens the motorhome door and sees us all waiting there :rotfl:

Not as much of a shock as "A-Z" would get when she saw you all. It's tempting just for that alone isn't it?