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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • smashedbooboo
    smashedbooboo Posts: 4,558 Forumite
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    And i would let you, Sorry thinking out loud then, Ignore me. Anyway. Whats a modesty. Not heard of one of those. Do we all have one.
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  • Numpty_Monkey
    Numpty_Monkey Posts: 14,196 Forumite
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    must admit a good rub to clean copper marks from a womans nether regions would be a gentlemanly thing to do
    PROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBT NERD #869
    Numpty,Not sure why but I'm crying :o . Of all the peeps on this board you're the kindest & most supportive of all & I'm :mad: & :( for you all at the same time . Wish I was there to give you a big :grouphug: & emergency hobnobs
    xx
    DFD 5/1/16
  • smashedbooboo
    smashedbooboo Posts: 4,558 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Hang on a minute. Leave them coppers where they are. They are searching for evidence. Not admitting to hiding a wheelie bin on my person.
    Night Owl Member No 1 :rotfl: :rotfl:
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    No Man is worth your tears,
    And the one who is wont make you cry !!!!!
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    must admit a good rub to clean copper marks from a womans nether regions would be a gentlemanly thing to do

    Apparently I should use a cleaner called "Tongue". It's supposed to very gentle on the cleaned surfaces - and every girl I talk to really recommends it.
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    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • smashedbooboo
    smashedbooboo Posts: 4,558 Forumite
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    Noooooooooooooooo nooooooooo, Oh go on then.
    Night Owl Member No 1 :rotfl: :rotfl:
    Night owl member of the threesome. Rules are for fools to follow and wise men to be guided by
    No Man is worth your tears,
    And the one who is wont make you cry !!!!!
  • Heavens it wasn't this smutty last night at the actual party!!

    xx
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Are you going to improve matters then?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • smashedbooboo
    smashedbooboo Posts: 4,558 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Been a long time since i had any smut in my life. And this will do albeit its virtual. For now. ;);)
    Night Owl Member No 1 :rotfl: :rotfl:
    Night owl member of the threesome. Rules are for fools to follow and wise men to be guided by
    No Man is worth your tears,
    And the one who is wont make you cry !!!!!
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Noooooooooooooooo nooooooooo, Oh go on then.

    It has problems as a cleaner unfortunately. Apparently it leaves a damp spot behind...

    Is that a problem?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Been a long time since i had any smut in my life. And this will do albeit its virtual. For now. ;);)

    It's good clean fun for all the family...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
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