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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • I charge extra for a lap dance!!!!

    That Barclaycard balance won't pay itself you know!
    ...Linda xx
    Don't encourage him, he's probably coppering up right now-
    Hears crashing of penny jar and fervent rumblings from Dutch Mountains.
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • Numpty_Monkey
    Numpty_Monkey Posts: 14,196 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    I charge extra for a lap dance!!!!

    That Barclaycard balance won't pay itself you know!
    ...Linda xx

    were do we swipe the debit card :eek: (no credit card):j

    wheres the "you know your a DFW thread":T
    PROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBT NERD #869
    Numpty,Not sure why but I'm crying :o . Of all the peeps on this board you're the kindest & most supportive of all & I'm :mad: & :( for you all at the same time . Wish I was there to give you a big :grouphug: & emergency hobnobs
    xx
    DFD 5/1/16
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Don't encourage him, he's probably coppering up right now-
    Heres crashing of penny jar and fervent rumblings from Dutch Mountains.
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • bank_of_slate
    bank_of_slate Posts: 12,922 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Don't encourage him, he's probably coppering up right now-
    Heres crashing of penny jar and fervent rumblings from Dutch Mountains.

    I can hear him scrabbling down the sofa cushions for those last few coins
    ...Linda xx
    It's easy to give in to that negative voice that chants "cant do it" BUT we lift each other up.
    We dont count all the runners ahead of us & feel intimidated.
    Instead we look back proudly at our journey, our personal struggle & determination & remember that there are those that never even attempt to reach the starting line.
  • Numpty_Monkey
    Numpty_Monkey Posts: 14,196 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    :j I've a few coppers knocking about
    (they're still looking for my bin):rotfl:
    PROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBT NERD #869
    Numpty,Not sure why but I'm crying :o . Of all the peeps on this board you're the kindest & most supportive of all & I'm :mad: & :( for you all at the same time . Wish I was there to give you a big :grouphug: & emergency hobnobs
    xx
    DFD 5/1/16
  • Z, signs up to quidco, but they won't allow the link- Starts to pm other dfws to see if they have extra coppers and returns numptys bin, having eaten all food and taken carelessly thrown coppers out of it.
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    A lap dance? Naah... start with the pole-dancing first...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • smashedbooboo
    smashedbooboo Posts: 4,558 Forumite
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    Oh please stop now, Not getting anything done. You been in the knife drawer today Numpty.
    Night Owl Member No 1 :rotfl: :rotfl:
    Night owl member of the threesome. Rules are for fools to follow and wise men to be guided by
    No Man is worth your tears,
    And the one who is wont make you cry !!!!!
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    were do we swipe the debit card :eek: (no credit card):j

    Shame they don't do a cash back debit card...
    wheres the "you know your a DFW thread":T

    "I pushed my card into the middle of the holder, but couldn't enter my PIN because there were only two buttons..."

    And for those who like to double quote - the code...

    [PHP]
    were do we swipe the debit card :eek: (no credit card):j

    Shame they don't do a cash back debit card...
    wheres the "you know your a DFW thread":T

    "I pushed my card into the middle of the holder, but couldn't enter my PIN because there were only two buttons..."[/PHP]
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Oh please stop now,

    That's what all the girls say...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
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