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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread
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Blimey ....Looks like I missed it all by leaving early..
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We don't have dogs at a ZTD party...
"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
Ok, lets set up a lap and pole dancing club DFW way. Got the tassles from my curtain tie backs. Now where is mop. Can stick that down the centre of my garden table for the pole. Right. Who is first. Am ready. Line up x x xNight Owl Member No 1 :rotfl: :rotfl:
Night owl member of the threesome. Rules are for fools to follow and wise men to be guided by
No Man is worth your tears,
And the one who is wont make you cry !!!!!0 -
Oops forgot something. Now where did i put my nipples. Oh hell aye. There they are right in front of me. Well in front of my knees. Hang on while i utch em up a bit. Bloody hell. Did not realise how heavy they were. Ok, now i am ready. x x xNight Owl Member No 1 :rotfl: :rotfl:
Night owl member of the threesome. Rules are for fools to follow and wise men to be guided by
No Man is worth your tears,
And the one who is wont make you cry !!!!!0 -
Ah bless, little !!!!!!s.Night Owl Member No 1 :rotfl: :rotfl:
Night owl member of the threesome. Rules are for fools to follow and wise men to be guided by
No Man is worth your tears,
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Hears crash as pole falls down. Sticky tape doesn't do what it says on box and smashed is left covering modesty as tassles end up stuck to z's nose, She gets green marks on nether regions as z tries to post copper coins- why didn't he have the fiver jar challenge she cries as she limps off to bathroom to scrub off copper marks with stardrops.Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
I can hardly see the comp for laughing.Night Owl Member No 1 :rotfl: :rotfl:
Night owl member of the threesome. Rules are for fools to follow and wise men to be guided by
No Man is worth your tears,
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boredofbeingathome wrote: »Hears crash as pole falls down. Sticky tape doesn't do what it says on box and smashed is left covering modesty as tassles end up stuck to z's nose, She gets green marks on nether regions as z tries to post copper coins- why didn't he have the fiver jar challenge she cries as she limps off to bathroom to scrub off copper marks with stardrops.
:eek: :T :rotfl: :beer:PROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBT NERD #869
DFD 5/1/16Numpty,Not sure why but I'm crying
. Of all the peeps on this board you're the kindest & most supportive of all & I'm :mad: & 
for you all at the same time . Wish I was there to give you a big :grouphug: & emergency hobnobs
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I'd be the gentleman, and cover her modesty *and* remove the copper marks..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0
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