The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

System

LouiseJ wrote: »

Pernod and Black...I remember it well.

And the purple vomit that goes with it!!

And it used to be congealed if I remember:eek:

ZTD

lennymfo wrote: »

You're a living legend and you know it.

I suppose better than being a dead one. But I'm no legend...

lennymfo wrote: »

Does anyone else agree? Is everyone one here going to the Glasgow meet?

I shall...

jinky67

ZTD wrote: »

Can't, now the hounds of smut are loose...

I could chase them away?:D

elantan

skint_spice wrote: »

trying getting a bus in ayrshire then!:D also "ken" pops into my dad's conversation a lot!

i lived in ayreshire for years and yes ken is a very common used phrase ...so is the gonnae ..widnae ..stuff used there more i remember when i first moved there i was sent for elocution lessons as i couldnt speak like the locals ...then i moved to where i used to live and no one could understand me ...then i moved to where i am and it's a totally different language all together ...most of my friends pick up my inconsistancies (due to me living in loads of places) but i can usually get away with it

jinky67

ZTD wrote: »

Coz iz gonna talk propa like 'is ma...

EH?:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

lennymfo wrote: »

Yeah, the good old boys are doing it aint they!

so funny, and the looks on their faces last night-classic

System

elantan wrote: »

i lived in ayreshire for years and yes ken is a very common used phrase ...so is the gonnae ..widnae ..stuff used there more i remember when i first moved there i was sent for elocution lessons as i couldnt speak like the locals ...then i moved to where i used to live and no one could understand me ...then i moved to where i am and it's a totally different language all together ...most of my friends pick up my inconsistancies (due to me living in loads of places) but i can usually get away with it

Then youve been to the Electric Brae then? Where in Ayrshire elan if I may be so bold?

boredofbeingathome

ZTD wrote: »

Any man who complains about a BJ is certifyably insane...

What- bob a job week i was talking about gardening-Is this the wrong thread? All i wanted was a good fertiliser to put on the courgettes and melons-LOL

LouiseJ

lennymfo wrote: »

And it used to be congealed if I remember:eek:

Yup thats the one! I remember going on holiday with my boyfriend when I was 18 and one night after being on the Pernod & Black we had a romantic walk back to the caravan (no money then either so nothing changes much) I am sure he was up for a bit of lurve but ended up holding my long hair out of the way of my purple vomit....he married me still....now that's love!!

skint_spice

lennymfo wrote: »

Then youve been to the Electric Brae then? Where in Ayrshire elan if I may be so bold?

please tell me you didn't do it lenny? we used to beg my dad to turn the car off when we were wee but he hardly ever gave in! now as a grown up avoiding the tourists I see why!