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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    Oh I want REAL...I need a MAN:eek:

    Big and strong...

    And thick in all the right places...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • elantan
    elantan Posts: 21,022 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    skint_spice wrote: »
    not even as cannae, willnae or gonnae???

    my DS does just to wind me up!


    some people use that language not all ...sometimes i can be heard saying cannae...willnae and gonnae...but its more chewing the fat and rab c nesbit
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Crude us? No. We can phrase everything in the most delightful way...

    I wouldn't complain either...
    You never have:rolleyes:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    Oh I dont care if he is married....:D

    So long as it's to you?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • pania
    pania Posts: 8,258 Forumite
    hypno06 wrote: »
    Oh yes please...............ready to catch....................NOW :D


    Ready.... Set.... GO!!!! coming over the rooftops right now!!!:beer:
    debt @05/11/11 £12210.63!! slowly chipping away!!
    :heart2:impossible is nothing.:heart2:
  • System
    System Posts: 178,352 Community Admin
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    boredofbeingathome wrote: »
    fantastic, its so tongue in cheek and as good as life on mars.
    I think it is trying too hard, I hope that the 2nd series will pull it out of the bag.
    This is a system account and does not represent a real person. To contact the Forum Team email forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Not at all. Nectar - pure goodness. Will make you really attractive to men...

    I Am attractive to men.....I have to beat them off with a stick...now leave me alone:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • System
    System Posts: 178,352 Community Admin
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    Gemmzie wrote: »
    He's the only decent thing in it, his one liners are great. She's terrible though, I don't really care if she gets back or not - she's so flat
    I hate the intro, it is so plastic. Ithink she will get better as she develops the character
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Big and strong...

    And thick in all the right places...

    thats the one:j :T :T
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • System
    System Posts: 178,352 Community Admin
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    elantan wrote: »
    na lenny why does it sound like i am ? hows you doing anyhoo ?
    Nah only kidding. I still have this image of you in pink PJs stood at your back door;)
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