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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • ZTD wrote: »
    Whereabouts in the country are you?

    south, near London

    *ponders the sensibleness of saying that. oh well
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • ZTD wrote: »
    Any man who complains about a BJ is certifyably insane...

    Surely by the very act of complaining about these then they abandon the right to be called a man......

    As the famous quote once said (can't remember who by)

    Q. "Describe the worst BJ you ever had"

    A. Wonderful.:rotfl:
    :beer: Who knows where thoughts come from - they just appear!:beer:
  • skint_spice
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    elantan wrote: »
    oh youve got to do the brae ...there are only 5 in the world you know

    I have done it but it's a pain when you're trying to get past in a hurry. one year they put signs up for april fools saying it was out of order due to a power cut...
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    They'd do naughty things to your leg...

    who?
    you ?
    Lenny?
    the ladies?
    yeah yeah whatever:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • elantan
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    I have done it but it's a pain when you're trying to get past in a hurry. one year they put signs up for april fools saying it was out of order due to a power cut...



    ohhh i wouldve loved to have seen that lol ...very funny
  • LouiseJ
    LouiseJ Posts: 11,156 Forumite
    The electric brae is fab!!! My uncle works for the FC at Ayr so we would go there most years...and Robbie Burns cottage...and Brigg-O-Doon.
    But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.
  • elantan wrote: »
    pernod and coke looks like mud

    Hey does anyone know if that old urban myth about pernod cystalising in the stomach and then uncrystalising the next day (when you drink water) and hence getting you drunk again is true???

    Ah who cares lets just drink them anyway - cheers:beer:
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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Surely by the very act of complaining about these then they abandon the right to be called a man......

    As the famous quote once said (can't remember who by)

    Q. "Describe the worst BJ you ever had"

    A. Wonderful.:rotfl:
    Oh you are a real man?
    where are you?:rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • skint_spice
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    LouiseJ wrote: »
    The electric brae is fab!!! My uncle works for the FC at Ayr so we would go there most years...and Robbie Burns cottage...and Brigg-O-Doon.

    could be a very cheap DFW meet - seeing you get to turn the car engine off then all down to the farm shop down the road...
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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    :rotfl: :rotfl:

    those where the days when I could manage my drink, am useless now

    Quick get her legless!
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
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