Immoral Angel's Debt Diary - Part 16,342...

barnaby-bear

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

Morning all! You're now looking at the newest recruit to Ann Summers! The lady was absolutely lovely and explained everything... so I signed up! She gave me a big pack of stuff to read with forms and things.. on friday night I'm shadowing her at a party so I can see what happens and then next Thursday I get my kit. BUT I've got to get (ideally) 6 party bookings between now and then :eek: so I'm busy spamming everyone :rotfl: I've even created a new myspace page and invited all the girls in a 5 miles radius to add me :rotfl: So far I have 2 friends!! lol!! Just got to think of a way to get bookings now.. going to put together a mass email to go round Ste's work and I've already sent a message to all my local facebook friends and in my phonebook... running out of ideas now unless I go canvassing! lol

Anyway got any ideas? Apparently they already run an advert in a local paper....hmmm....

Does that work for the tax credits/child stuff - I mean if you earn £30 for a party - how do they know whether it took 2 hours or 4?

Have you tried the the market place on facebook?
Staff notice board at the local hospital (Ann Summers = nurses in my head)?
Internet forums discussing weddings in local area - "the hen night market"

immoral_angeluk

I've just done this..

Hey girls!!

Are you ready for a REAL girlie night in?
Having a Hen Party? Birthday?
Girlie get together?

Book your

[ann summers logo here..]

Party today!

Hostesses get 10% commission plus there is games, prizes and fun on the night...
So get the girlies round and have a laugh!

Sarah ~ 01*********** / 07*********

barnaby-bear

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

Morning all! You're now looking at the newest recruit to Ann Summers! The lady was absolutely lovely and explained everything... so I signed up! She gave me a big pack of stuff to read with forms and things.. on friday night I'm shadowing her at a party so I can see what happens and then next Thursday I get my kit. BUT I've got to get (ideally) 6 party bookings between now and then :eek: so I'm busy spamming everyone :rotfl: I've even created a new myspace page and invited all the girls in a 5 miles radius to add me :rotfl: So far I have 2 friends!! lol!! Just got to think of a way to get bookings now.. going to put together a mass email to go round Ste's work and I've already sent a message to all my local facebook friends and in my phonebook... running out of ideas now unless I go canvassing! lol

Anyway got any ideas? Apparently they already run an advert in a local paper....hmmm....

Facebook has an app. called My Neighbourhoods too - helps keep an eye on our local chav posssy as they conveniently organise their social life on there so we know which pub to avoid each friday!

immoral_angeluk

barnaby-bear wrote: »

Does that work for the tax credits/child stuff - I mean if you earn £30 for a party - how do they know whether it took 2 hours or 4?

Have you tried the the market place on facebook?
Staff notice board at the local hospital (Ann Summers = nurses in my head)?
Internet forums discussing weddings in local area - "the hen night market"

Not sure how it effects tax credits as it'll be self employment.. going to look into it today. Still looking for other jobs in the meantime for the 'guaranteed' hours...
I even had argos direct call up again yesterday.. they just don't seem to get the fact that I can do training or assessments during the day and aren't taking no for an answer!

barnaby-bear

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

I've just done this..

Hey girls!!

Are you ready for a REAL girlie night in?

Having a Hen Party? Birthday?
Girlie get together?

Book your

[ann summers logo here..]

Party today!

Hostesses get 10% commission plus there is games, prizes and fun on the night...
So get the girlies round and have a laugh!

Sarah ~ 01*********** / 07*********

Sounds a bit odd.

Errm I wouldn't use your home phone number - some one !!!!ed will ring it at some time and if you do suspect you may have a local troll, a mobile and where based? If CRB checked ok to mention that would reassure me inviting someone into my home...

barnaby-bear

barnaby-bear wrote: »

Sounds a bit odd.

Errm I wouldn't use your home phone number - some one !!!!ed will ring it at some time and if you do suspect you may have a local troll, a mobile and where based? If CRB checked ok to mention that would reassure me inviting someone into my home...

I said p1ssed btw - you really don't want Ash asking the phone to someone wanting a giant black PVC *****

immoral_angeluk

barnaby-bear wrote: »

I said p1ssed btw - you really don't want Ash asking the phone to someone wanting a giant black PVC *****

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: You have a point!

immoral_angeluk

barnaby-bear wrote: »

Sounds a bit odd.

Errm I wouldn't use your home phone number - some one !!!!ed will ring it at some time and if you do suspect you may have a local troll, a mobile and where based? If CRB checked ok to mention that would reassure me inviting someone into my home...

I did put there's but spell checker kept having a go at me.. :rotfl:

postingalwaysposting

sarah can you get a cheap payg phone for just this? Then you could put tetx/ring ~ 0.......

barnaby-bear

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: You have a point!

Yeah and keep the stock locked up/in the garage....

Mrs. Nursery Teacher: "Today in show-n-tell Ash has offered to bring in a rabbit"

cue buzzing noise rather than snuffly bunny :eek: