saturday night party ~ roll over from friday ~ mse's 5 years old

jacs76

immoral_angeluk wrote: »

LOL jacs. Was that before or after you had kids? there's nothing like the first post birth sex session to make you think... 'Jesus, what did I give birth to... a hippo????'

i did my pelvic floor exercises thankyou very much :rotfl:

i was scared after my hysterectomy it would 'go up and never return......or dh could just swing it round:rotfl:

(Land_of)_Maz

the smut peters out unless you're here Z, so it must be your fault!

notanothergreyhair

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

Professional coaching will soon put that right- I hear Martina is also in the same line;)

She is, we work for different branches however.

ZTD

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

you're aiming in the wrong place:rolleyes:

There is not wrong place. Just doing the wrong things there...

jinky67

ZTD wrote: »

I hope I'm coming Glasgow too....

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: perv:D

boredofbeingathome

ZTD wrote: »

Best not to - they come off with the force of it...

murderous to get out of the cracks as well

jacs76

notanothergreyhair wrote: »

without meeting him I don't know if that says more about him or you?

i aint no carrier bag:D

ZTD

jinky67 wrote: »

Please stop I cant take any more:D

I get that a *lot*...

pania

ZTD wrote: »

Not me... :A

here we go with the innocent angel thing again.....

immoral_angeluk

jacs76 wrote: »

i did my pelvic floor exercises thankyou very much :rotfl:

i was scared after my hysterectomy it would 'go up and never return......or dh could just swing it round:rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Don't get me wrong.. Ste's FAR from being under priviledged in that department... but even I had to wonder whether he'd gained penile anorexia the very first time after having Ash!! But then I realised.. nope... it's just me... :rotfl: