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saturday night party ~ roll over from friday ~ mse's 5 years old

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  • jacs76
    jacs76 Posts: 2,140 Forumite
    pania wrote: »
    yep i noticed the smut... and the size debate,.... i blush to admit it but those immortal words.. "are you in yet" have escaped my lips on one occasion, maaaaaaaaany years ago!!!!!!!!!!
    i sorta know what you mean as my ex ...erm how can i put it politely......

    barely touched the sides :eek: and sometimes i wouldn't notice he was doing anything until he started making noises :rotfl:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    OK everyone I had a great night. Thanks for all the constructive and intellectual conversation tonight.

    Night Night xxx

    Good night. Intellectual debate available during the week. Mass debate at the weekends. We thank you for flying Smut Airways...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD wrote: »
    Shocking - but when they're half way up the wall begging for mercy...well I am merciful...
    you're aiming in the wrong place:rolleyes:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • jacs76 wrote: »
    i sorta know what you mean as my ex ...erm how can i put it politely......

    barely touched the sides :eek: and sometimes i wouldn't notice he was doing anything until he started making noises :rotfl:


    Can't think why you dumped him?!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • LOL jacs. Was that before or after you had kids? there's nothing like the first post birth sex session to make you think... 'Jesus, what did I give birth to... a hippo????'
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Shocking - but when they're half way up the wall begging for mercy...well I am merciful...
    Please stop I cant take any more:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    did you say w/spanking? im going to have to get my glasses on:D

    Best not to - they come off with the force of it...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • LouiseJ wrote: »
    OK everyone I had a great night. Thanks for all the constructive and intellectual conversation tonight.

    Night Night xxx
    night night xxx
    'They only had one cow!'
  • jacs76 wrote: »
    i sorta know what you mean as my ex ...erm how can i put it politely......

    barely touched the sides :eek: and sometimes i wouldn't notice he was doing anything until he started making noises :rotfl:

    without meeting him I don't know if that says more about him or you? :p
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    LouiseJ wrote: »
    OK everyone I had a great night. Thanks for all the constructive and intellectual conversation tonight.

    Night Night xxx

    Good night;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
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