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saturday night party ~ roll over from friday ~ mse's 5 years old

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  • pania
    pania Posts: 8,258 Forumite
    LOLOLOLOL!!! jacs you crack me up!!!!!!!!! they say sized doesn't matter it's what you do with it that counts, i disagree!!!!!!!

    And yes IA... I ran away... far faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away!!!!
    debt @05/11/11 £12210.63!! slowly chipping away!!
    :heart2:impossible is nothing.:heart2:
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    immoral_angeluk wrote: »
    LOL jacs. Was that before or after you had kids? there's nothing like the first post birth sex session to make you think... 'Jesus, what did I give birth to... a hippo????'


    All hail caesar! thank heavens for a C section then!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    notanothergreyhair wrote: »
    I have the perfect wrist action...



    ....for playing tennis :)
    Professional coaching will soon put that right- I hear Martina is also in the same line;)
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • moneysavingmumofone
    moneysavingmumofone Posts: 4,296 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Good night. Intellectual debate available during the week. Mass debate at the weekends. We thank you for flying Smut Airways...
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    'They only had one cow!'
  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    ZTD wrote: »
    Good night. Intellectual debate available during the week. Mass debate at the weekends. We thank you for flying Smut Airways...
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

    the exits are to the front and rear... Please see a stewardess if you require extra nuts.
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    pania wrote: »
    and there is who else to blame exactly?????:confused: :rotfl:

    Not me... :A
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • bringmeshoes
    bringmeshoes Posts: 2,792 Forumite
    immoral_angeluk wrote: »
    LOL jacs. Was that before or after you had kids? there's nothing like the first post birth sex session to make you think... 'Jesus, what did I give birth to... a hippo????'


    thank god i don't have kids!!
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde:beer:
    Big sister to Hayley11 and Before Hollywood and adopted daughter of Vikingero
  • immoral_angeluk
    immoral_angeluk Posts: 24,506 Forumite
    10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    pania wrote: »
    LOLOLOLOL!!! jacs you crack me up!!!!!!!!! they say sized doesn't matter it's what you do with it that counts, i disagree!!!!!!!

    And yes IA... I ran away... far faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away!!!!
    It's like saying that looks don't matter.. like hell... I'm not going to be attracted to any only munter in the first instance to find out if they've got a decent personality or not! lol
    Total 'Failed Business' Debt £29,043
    Que sera, sera. <3
  • pania
    pania Posts: 8,258 Forumite
    immoral_angeluk wrote: »
    LOL jacs. Was that before or after you had kids? there's nothing like the first post birth sex session to make you think... 'Jesus, what did I give birth to... a hippo????'

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Not good when oh in bed, i'll get shouted at!!!!!!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    debt @05/11/11 £12210.63!! slowly chipping away!!
    :heart2:impossible is nothing.:heart2:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    Oh I definitely hope you are coming to Glasgow then:rotfl:

    I hope I'm coming Glasgow too....
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
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