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Help car wont start, making a clicking noise!

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  • Yep it was the battery, was dead as a dodo!
    Neighbour had a HUGE battery from a Bentley in his back gardern, i fitted it in somehow! jumped it, run along the m3 charged the battery and all seems good now.

    Thanks Everyone :)
  • vaio
    vaio Posts: 12,287 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    My jewellery is well and truly welded to myself, and long may it stay that way until my lights dim at least,;)

    An old mate of mine managed to get his wedding ring between battery positive and earth

    Cue a spectacular circular burn (needed grafts) and a blob of gold on the floor
  • vaio wrote: »
    An old mate of mine managed to get his wedding ring between battery positive and earth

    Cue a spectacular circular burn (needed grafts) and a blob of gold on the floor

    OUCH !!!! Lucky the gold fell off and didnt stick
  • cyclonebri1
    cyclonebri1 Posts: 12,827 Forumite
    vaio wrote: »
    An old mate of mine managed to get his wedding ring between battery positive and earth

    Cue a spectacular circular burn (needed grafts) and a blob of gold on the floor


    Batteries hold a lot of energy, even in your average car. Many years ago a friend of mine was working in the garage, he maintained a fleet wagons, heavy vans and stuff for his company. No one not even he knows exactly what happened but shortly after getting out from under the bonnet of one vehicle, (he had been laid accross the battery) as he walkes away there was an almighty explosion. The batteries back then used to have a ball in the neck of each cell. These were blown clear through the corrugated roof of the workshop:eek:

    In all my life as an engineer I have steered well clear of wearing jewellry when working, this quote is a prime example of why.
    I like the thanks button, but ,please, an I agree button.

    Will the grammar and spelling police respect I do make grammatical errors, and have carp spelling, no need to remind me.;)

    Always expect the unexpected:eek:and then you won't be dissapointed
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