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Condoms 1p Shipping Event Today Only!

Ms._Smith_3
Ms._Smith_3 Posts: 4 Newbie
in It's gone, but was it any good?
I noticed a thread here some time ago about the 1p Shipping Events that Eros-shop.co.uk run from time to time so signed up to their mailing list. Just got a mail telling me there's an event TODAY everybody!

So ordered a bunch of champagne condoms at like 70% off, and true to their word, postage is just one penny.

Beats Boots anyday :beer:

Anna
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  • GibsonSt19
    GibsonSt19 Posts: 2,736 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Ms._Smith wrote:
    ...Beats Boots anyday :beer:...

    Yeah, I tried a Doc Martin once!.... Made me red raw though :(
  • Ms._Smith_3
    Ms._Smith_3 Posts: 4 Newbie
    Haha! Why did the skin'ead go to Eros-shop.co.uk? ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ... cos 'e didn't wanna bovver Boots! :rotfl:

    BOVVER BOOTS!! GEDDIT??

    Oh please yourselves :doh:
  • GibsonSt19
    GibsonSt19 Posts: 2,736 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Ms._Smith wrote:
    Haha! Why did the skin'ead go to Eros-shop.co.uk? ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ... cos 'e didn't wanna bovver Boots! :rotfl:

    BOVVER BOOTS!! GEDDIT??

    Oh please yourselves :doh:

    You're tallent's wasted here eh?

    TeeHee
  • ErosShop
    ErosShop Posts: 68 Forumite
    GibsonSt19 wrote:
    Ms._Smith wrote:
    Haha! Why did the skin'ead go to Eros-shop.co.uk? ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ... cos 'e didn't wanna bovver Boots! :rotfl:

    BOVVER BOOTS!! GEDDIT??

    Oh please yourselves :doh:

    You're tallent's wasted here eh?

    TeeHee

    It certainly is!!!

    You should come and work for us at https://www.eros-shop.co.uk
    Play Safe For Less
  • andy234
    andy234 Posts: 48 Forumite
    GibsonSt19 wrote:
    Yeah, I tried a Doc Martin once!.... Made me red raw though :(
    I tried boots once, but it came out of thr lace holes.
  • GibsonSt19
    GibsonSt19 Posts: 2,736 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    andy234 wrote:
    I tried boots once, but it came out of thr lace holes.

    Awwww, bless... I wouldn't admit to something like that.

    [dream]

    Anyway, it's not really applicable, 18 inches the other way and I would have been a girl ;)

    [/dream]
  • blinky
    blinky Posts: 1,684 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    buy 365 condoms and make it a Goodyear....
    Hug provider for depression thread :grouphug:
    "I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.." - Unwell by Matchbox Twenty
  • rizla01
    rizla01 Posts: 7,260 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    Man goes into barbers and asked for a packet of condoms. "Sorry, we're clean out of stock, Have you tried Boots"

    "Eh?" said the man, "I want to */*/ her not kick her to death".

    Boom Boom.

    (The old ones are always the best).

    Riz
    "Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it."
    Post Count: 4,111 Thanked 3,111 Times in 1,111 Posts (Actual figures as they once were))
    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
  • desperado
    desperado Posts: 31 Forumite
    A grandfather is visiting his grandson at college. On the table he sees a box of condoms but he doesn't know what they are for. He decides to ask his grandson.

    "Grandpa, those are condoms, they're rubber sacks that you use to keep your cigarettes dry" the boy says, too embarrassed to tell his grandfather what they really are.

    The next day, the grandfather goes to a pharmacy. "I'd like a box of condoms" he says.

    The pharmacist asks if he would like any particular kind. He replies "Big enough to fit a camel".
  • Former_MSE_Abuse_Controller
    Former_MSE_Abuse_Controller Posts: 248 Forumite
    100 Posts
    Guys,

    Can we call it a day with the innuendo jokes now please - i've had some complaints about them and whilst we dont want to appear to be spoiling a bit of fun, we have a responsibilty to keep the site a comfortable environment for all

    Thanks
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