Nanopolix!

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I've just seen this on youtube.

It looks fantastic! A normal looking microfibre cloth that you just wave over scratches and they disappear like A.I. generated video magic!

They even tried it on a car with a rip & dent in the metal and the panel looked like brand new with just one wipe.

Clearly we are being fleeced by "bodyshops" charging thousands for bodywork repair when all they must do is a single wipe with one of these cloths….

Should I get one, I'm a bit concerned as to what sort of protection I would need from those powerful nanoparticles, surely they can't be safe against your skin? 🤣🤣

(It is an obvious scam, I hope no-one here falls for it)

HillStreetBlues

https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/6678000/nanopolix

Damn! will try an cancel my order.

Iceweasel

It's Nanobolox.

forgotmyname

Trying to buy some but they do not sell the cloth in my paint colour. :(

Strange that a channel with 3million subscribers is allowed to keep posting fake product reviews. The one I watched
had the guy in a car where the mouth did not properly match the words. Also the background made it look like he
was reversing down the highway and then it looked like he was moving forwards and then reversing again.

Goudy

I think it works perfectly but Nanopolix don't sell you everything you need to remove your scuffs and scratches.

You have to head over to Ollivanders and get the special activation stick.

WellKnownSid

That's it, I'm ordering one. Mind you, I am still waiting for these to arrive:

• My "free internet" box that's disrupting the greedy telecommunications sector
• My lawn and weed trimmer that's taking the market by storm and can mow a field in minutes
• My power washer that only needs water and is so powerful the authorities are trying to ban it
• My lunchbox sized air conditioner invented by the student whose Mother was stuck in a Manchester flat in 50 degree heat facing a $4,000 repair bill for broken air conditioning, that can chill a Wildberries sized warehouse in 30 seconds

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My lunchbox sized air conditioner invented by the student whose Mother
was stuck in a Manchester flat in 50 degree heat facing a $4,000 repair
bill for broken air conditioning, that can chill a Wildberries sized
warehouse in 30 seconds

Not to be confused with the lunchbox sized heater also invented by a student, that heated his entire university from below zero to 20 degrees in 30 seconds!

There is also the "military technology torch" (designed by an ex-SAS member) so powerful that it can instantly start fires.

It costs thousands to advertise these things on youtube, so there must be a huge number of people that do buy them and not take advantage of the "money back guarantee" (maybe you have to send the item back to China yourself first, and with our postage rates it isn't worth it)

flaneurs_lobster

Think I prefered t'Good Old Days when the scam ads were in the back pages of DC comics and were for X-Ray-Spex, Water Monkeys and getting a body like Charles Atlas in a week.

ButterCheese

I think this was one my elderly Dad fell for, or very similar to it. He's normally very bright but saw this cloth impregnated with some special concoction and ordered one. By the time he had ordered his "£14.99" set of cloths, they had added an extortionate P&P amount, and taken 2 orders instead of 1 (he would never buy 2 and insists he didn't add 2 to his cart). I think £40 odd was taken from his account.

There was then an anxious wait for about 4 weeks with no contact from the seller a few attempts to query/cancel. Eventually 1 set of cloths arrived which were basically just soaked in some sort of sandy oily substance, and didn't even work very well. He has learned his lesson!

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I still have a bottle of Colormagic polish under the sink from many years back. It came in various colours, black, red, blue, green etc. The theory was that instead of drying white in all the scratches making them stand out, it dried the same colour as the paint and helped hide them by not drawing the eye to them as much.

It wasn't as white, but mine dried nowhere near black….

I've always been a sucker for Magic Fluids that you just puff a couple of squirts near the car, then wipe with a soft cloth to leave a diamond hard deep glossy shine that resists bird poo, tree sap and chem-trail fall out for 12 months.

There must be dozens of faded part used bottles & squirters decomposing in the back of the garage, not a single one of them has ever worked….

flaneurs_lobster

I've got one of those magic bottles of Ultra-Hard-Anti-Everything sprays - no idea where it came from, I'm a throw the car at the dodgy car wash every 3 months when it gets very grimy sort of person.

Does a good job of waterproofing the wooden planters.