How to remove this 'notched' watch strap?

WIAWSNB

I'm a genius!

I worked out that the ends just PULLS off!

WIAWSNB

(After I cut the other end off... )

GDB2222

WIAWSNB said:

(After I cut the other end off... )

https://youtu.be/U0sHAU0aMq4

You've got a new one on the way?

GDB2222

To the tune of There's no business like show business:

There's no freude like Schadenfreude,  

Like no freude I know!  

Laughing when your rival slips on ice,  

Smiling as they pay the karma price.  

Even saints admit it’s kinda nice—  

To see a foe brought low!

There's no thrill like a downfall moment,  

When pride takes a dive!  

That smug exec who mocked your pitch last year,  

Now caught embezzling — oh dear!  

You sip your tea and softly cheer:  

"Somehow, I will survive!"

You say, "How tragic!" with a sigh,  

But your eyes are gleaming.  

Their misfortune makes you high—  

It’s morally... redeeming?

There's no joy like poetic justice,  

When fate takes the stage!  

The bully’s bluster meets a brick wall,  

The loudmouth gets a public brawl,  

And suddenly, you feel ten feet tall—  

Like Nietzsche with a rage!

There's no freude like Schadenfreude,  

It’s twisted, yes, but true!  

We dress it up in empathy and grace,  

But deep inside we love the chase—  

Of watching karma slap a face...  

And whisper, “That’s for you.” 🎭

WIAWSNB

Stop it!
Yes, job done - I cut the old one off when the new ones arrived. Then I thought, "Hmm, I wonder if..."
Anyhoo, job done, and back in mil's good books.