Being a senior assistant- makes no sense.

Ticklemouse

I currently have about 15 piles of assorted paperwork spread all over the bed. It's soooooo much more fun than whining about being a part-time, underpaid, under qualified, semi-moronic sloth who is verbally constipated. I'm sure, given time, will ask us why elephants don't get their skin ironed or how to recognise relatives who have webbed feet and terminal halitosis.

Ok - maybe tax returns aren't THAT interesting :rotfl:

Quasar

Ticklemouse wrote: »

I currently have about 15 piles of assorted paperwork spread all over the bed. It's soooooo much more fun than whining about being a part-time, underpaid, under qualified, semi-moronic sloth who is verbally constipated. I'm sure, given time, will ask us why elephants don't get their skin ironed or how to recognise relatives who have webbed feet and terminal halitosis.

Ok - maybe tax returns aren't THAT interesting :rotfl:

It gets worse TM. Someone has been digging out old sp threads...:o :rotfl:

Ticklemouse

Quasar wrote: »

It gets worse TM. Someone has been digging out old sp threads...:o :rotfl:

Mind you - they are quite funny.

Not the SP sh1te, but the replies

Quasar

Ticklemouse wrote: »

Mind you - they are quite funny.

Not the SP sh1te, but the replies

The best were closed. But the Eyebrows and the New Me ones are quite hilarious on re-reading them. Also, amusing to see how many who disapproved of us taking the mickey, have changed tune over time.

hooters

studentphil thread club rules:


The first rule of SP thread club is, you do not talk about SP threads club. The second rule of SP thread club is, you do not talk about SP threads club. The third rule of SP thread club, someone yells Hi phil, goes limp, taps out, the thread is over. The fourth rule: only two SP's to a SP thread. The fifth rule: only one SP thread at a time fellas. The sixth rule: no bras, no thongs. The seventh rule: SP threads will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at SP thread club, you have to call SP a c0ck..

littlelibrarylass

studentphil wrote: »

Other people get these mega wealthy and exciting careers so I should be able to as well.

if that is what your aiming for, librarianship is not for you. after 20 years in the service i am not mega wealthy nor is my job very exciting- unless you count the run ins witht he drunks, druggies and mentally ill customers.
however i still enjoy the job, you meet some lovely people both staff and customers, the work is varied and i get lots of free books
LLL

studentphil

I can't decide, I could become like a facilities manager running property and building, which I rather fancy. But then I could become a librarian, which I like but is much less well paid.

lumpy_bum

jaffa30 wrote: »

Shut up you pleb,, you cant make your mind up about anything:rolleyes:

jaffa theres some more sp threads about

jaffa30

lumpy_bum wrote: »

jaffa theres some more sp threads about

lmao, its getting to the point where its the same old stuff they ( sp's ) are churning out:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Its nearly New Year Sp's come clean and say you are wind up merchant

lumpy_bum

jaffa30 wrote: »

lmao, its getting to the point where its the same old stuff they ( sp's ) are churning out:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Its nearly New Year Sp's come clean and say you are wind up merchant

me and gd bum,ped two up cos we was bored:p
well i was bored and then i dared him rofl

i dare you too:D