Help me please to dispose of a black bin bag

jonnydeppiwish!

Normally I wouldn’t ask but I’m at a loss with how to get rid of a bin and stuck in a tree. Any slight wind and it’s so noisy especially at night. Probably around 12-14 metres up in the tree.

Any advice as to how I can get it down? Have thought about fly fishing…… 😆 

subjecttocontract

We had a similar problem a while back with a carrier bag. Fortunately it was from Waitrose and the bag was very thin and it eventually blew away but it did take a couple of months. If you can't reach it easily with a ladder or a rope then I don't think there are many people who will volunteer to climb up and retrieve it...so you are probably stuck with it for a while.

prowla

Does anybody have some (really) long extensible loppers?

Or maybe even a window cleaner?

greyteam1959

Jet on a pressure washer ??

RedFraggle

Just be glad it isn't a bag for life

Section62

RedFraggle said:

Just be glad it isn't a bag for life

The weight of the dog would have made it fall down already if it was.

Section62

jonnydeppiwish! said:

Normally I wouldn’t ask but I’m at a loss with how to get rid of a bin and stuck in a tree. Any slight wind and it’s so noisy especially at night. Probably around 12-14 metres up in the tree.

Any advice as to how I can get it down? Have thought about fly fishing…… 😆 

Long bamboo canes lashed together to make a long enough stick to poke it free?

ThisIsWeird

Tie a string around a small rock and hurl it repeatedly. Set a cordon, and wear a helmet.

Make it a competition - the winner gets bought a pint by the survivors.

Mr.Generous

Drone with a flame thrower. Probably available on Amazon.

FreeBear

Harpoon or bow & arrow ?

jonnydeppiwish!

Great suggestions all - thanks! I’m not sure the dog, although now passed, would enjoy being thrown in their final resting place 😆