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Sorn rip off.
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Biggus_Dickus said:
We urgently need to introduce a ‘personal internet security’ test that everyone, regardless of age, should take before being issued with a licence to access the world wide web. Something along the lines of the driving licence ‘theory test’ perhaps.
However, old people (i.e. those over 50) should be compelled to take the test every 6-months to prove they still have the mental agility to navigate the web safely. As we all know, elderly people can lose their nuts & bolts very quickly so re-tests are essential.
Too many OAP’s are being ripped off and something radical needs to be done to protect those poor demented souls from themselves. The sooner the better, imho. I feel really sorry for them.0 -
Belenus said:Grumpy_chap said:Biggus_Dickus said:Grumpy_chap said:Biggus_Dickus said:
We urgently need to introduce a ‘personal internet security’ test that everyone, regardless of age, should take before being issued with a licence to access the world wide web. Something along the lines of the driving licence ‘theory test’ perhaps.
However, old people (i.e. those over 50) should be compelled to take the test every 6-months to prove they still have the mental agility to navigate the web safely. As we all know, elderly people can lose their nuts & bolts very quickly so re-tests are essential.
Too many OAP’s are being ripped off and something radical needs to be done to protect those poor demented souls from themselves. The sooner the better, imho. I feel really sorry for them.
Maybe every elderly person should have a child guardian before they are allowed near anything technological.So what you’re saying is that if the elderly and bewildered allow their ‘internet access licence’ to lapse they should be accompanied by an ‘appropriate youngster’ when they come to re-take the test?
I hadn’t thought of that, Gc;...it’s a really good point, btw.
Get back to work and pay your taxes you lazy youngsters, I need more champagne.
What on earth were you thinking by letting the cat out of the bag? Before you know it everyone will be wanting to retire early, just when we had them more or less resigned to keep working well into their 70s
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Mickey666 said:I know how to parse a sentence.
In my sentence, "But an elderly, or less savvy, person could be ripped off by these scammers," separating "or less savvy" by the us of commas, makes it a clause on its own. Try again.“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and who weren't so lazy.”0 -
And yes, I missed the "e" off use, so sue me.“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and who weren't so lazy.”0
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fatbeetle said:Mickey666 said:I know how to parse a sentence.
In my sentence, "But an elderly, or less savvy, person could be ripped off by these scammers," separating "or less savvy" by the us of commas, makes it a clause on its own. Try again.
Just to be clear, I think you're saying 'an elderly person could be ripped off by these scammers' You're also saying that a 'less savvy person could be ripped off by these scammers'.
I was merely questioning why you thought it appropriate to specifically mention an 'elderly' person as being susceptible to being ripped off. Perhaps you could enlighten us? (words of one syllable please as I'm obviously have trouble understanding what you write).
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Belenus said:Cue ten pages of debate about semantics without another singe mention of SORN.A man walked into a car showroom.
He said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
Salesman said, “We haven't got a Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
The man replied, “You have now mate".1 -
Mickey666 said:Belenus said:Grumpy_chap said:Biggus_Dickus said:Grumpy_chap said:Biggus_Dickus said:
We urgently need to introduce a ‘personal internet security’ test that everyone, regardless of age, should take before being issued with a licence to access the world wide web. Something along the lines of the driving licence ‘theory test’ perhaps.
However, old people (i.e. those over 50) should be compelled to take the test every 6-months to prove they still have the mental agility to navigate the web safely. As we all know, elderly people can lose their nuts & bolts very quickly so re-tests are essential.
Too many OAP’s are being ripped off and something radical needs to be done to protect those poor demented souls from themselves. The sooner the better, imho. I feel really sorry for them.
Maybe every elderly person should have a child guardian before they are allowed near anything technological.So what you’re saying is that if the elderly and bewildered allow their ‘internet access licence’ to lapse they should be accompanied by an ‘appropriate youngster’ when they come to re-take the test?
I hadn’t thought of that, Gc;...it’s a really good point, btw.
Get back to work and pay your taxes you lazy youngsters, I need more champagne.
What on earth were you thinking by letting the cat out of the bag? Before you know it everyone will be wanting to retire early, just when we had them more or less resigned to keep working well into their 70sA man walked into a car showroom.
He said to the salesman, “My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
Salesman said, “We haven't got a Volkswagen Golf in the showroom window.”
The man replied, “You have now mate".1 -
Jenni_D said:fatbeetle said:And yes, I missed the "e" off use, so sue me.0
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Mickey666 said:fatbeetle said:Mickey666 said:I know how to parse a sentence.
In my sentence, "But an elderly, or less savvy, person could be ripped off by these scammers," separating "or less savvy" by the us of commas, makes it a clause on its own. Try again.
Just to be clear, I think you're saying 'an elderly person could be ripped off by these scammers' You're also saying that a 'less savvy person could be ripped off by these scammers'.
I was merely questioning why you thought it appropriate to specifically mention an 'elderly' person as being susceptible to being ripped off. Perhaps you could enlighten us? (words of one syllable please as I'm obviously have trouble understanding what you write).
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