Car parked outside my house

Grumpy_chap

The long arm of the law just got more common.

Mutton_Geoff

unforeseen said:

I've never seen a Constable with 10 arms. 

I saw one with three heads once. He said "allo, allo, allo".

jackieblack

unforeseen said:

I've never seen a Constable with 10 arms. 

That made me laugh out loud 🤣, thank you 

AdrianC

unforeseen said:

I've never seen a Constable with 10 arms. 

I've seen one with two fewer.

An octoplod.

oldagetraveller1

unforeseen said:

I've never seen a Constable with 10 arms. 

It's patently obvious that they don't teach English at your school.

Homer_home

Push or tow it onto the nearest double yellow lines , the council will soon deal with it for you 

unforeseen

oldagetraveller1 said:

unforeseen said:

I've never seen a Constable with 10 arms. 

It's patently obvious that they don't teach English at your school.

My English is fine thanks. Your conclusion though appears to be a random thought. 

JReacher1

Just to give an update I contacted my local council and although one of the criteria for reporting an abandoned vehicle was stated as being “not road worthy” they’ve just replied back with it’s got tax and MOT so they won’t do anything. 

Looks like I’m stuck with it until next year when the MOT runs out!

peter_the_piper

I'm surprised that a scrappie has not  made an error and towed it.

cymruchris

JReacher1 said:

Just to give an update I contacted my local council and although one of the criteria for reporting an abandoned vehicle was stated as being “not road worthy” they’ve just replied back with it’s got tax and MOT so they won’t do anything. 

Looks like I’m stuck with it until next year when the MOT runs out!

If that's the case - pop a bit of soil in the recesses and plant some bulbs - should look pretty when it comes to the Spring. (There must be an owner who is going through insurance though I would imagine - so you'd think they'd want it towed to a secure storage yard - have you run a stolen ID check on it?)