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  • mclarkie
    mclarkie Posts: 13,591 Forumite
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    edited 13 August 2020 at 3:37PM
    A BBC NEWS REPORT ON THE CURRENT HEATWAVE
    With highs of 33° expected AGAIN today, it's time to ask "could the government have done more?" Downing Street knew about this heatwave weeks ago and have done nothing. Shipments of 400,000 pairs of Speedos and 500,000 bikinis, sun cream and Cornettos have reportedly been sent back as unsafe after media claims the shipment was quarantined a month ago and Boris did nothing.
    Karen from Chavington said, "We just don't know if it's safe to go outside and sunbathe because we can't function or think for ourselves. Boris hasn't told us either way and all my obese kids need ice cream and sweets, the Hubby can't get out to rob anyone so we're out of lager and weed, I blame the government entirely"
    Meanwhile, anti- heat protesters dressed in thick jumpers chanting "cold lives matter" have marched on London, Big Ben has been removed and a giant Mint Feast put in its place by protesters.
    The BBC reported earlier, 'clearly the sun has come out and Downing street have done nothing to prevent it.'
    A second heat Wave is expected to hit the UK in 4 weeks time




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    :)
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    Photoshopped or not still cute.
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    another jigsaw :)
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    ,,,
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    Some things have a second use that most of us would never think of.


  • fire**fly
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    please be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly. k2u58ioz4c8e.png




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