Resuable plastic bags for life

davemorton

mattyprice4004

Having done Liz's job in the past, this is unfortunately fairly normal.
Some of the emails sent to CS teams are absolutely bonkers - this being one of them.

hollydays

mattyprice4004 wrote: »

Having done Liz's job in the past, this is unfortunately fairly normal.
Some of the emails sent to CS teams are absolutely bonkers - this being one of them.

Yes but some people are bonkers so get over it
Liz was very tactful, which imho you don't usually get with b & m

Potbellypig

A B&M labelled door? I like it. Adds character to the room.

LadyDee

This has got to be a regular with an alias. Nobody, surely, would seek out the correct forum on a money saving website, and then register to post this nonsense.

The responses are worth reading though.

Oh! I've got it - it's the Friday thread!

KatrinaWaves

You’ll all feel really silly on Monday when the OP informs us Liz was sent round at the weekend to refit a brand new door, wash his car AND gave him a £100 BnM voucher.

Aylesbury_Duck

KatrinaWaves wrote: »

You’ll all feel really silly on Monday when the OP informs us Liz was sent round at the weekend to refit a brand new door, wash his car AND gave him a £100 BnM voucher.

Hamper. Do NOT forget the hamper!

Aylesbury_Duck

"Hello, is that the Daily Mail? boysim344 here, I'd like you to run a story."
"Okay, what's the situation?"
"B&M have vandalised my door - the dye in their bags has stained it."
"Right, we'll be round as soon as we can to get a photo of you pointing sadly to it."
"Thanks"
"One more thing. How old are you and what's your house worth?"

ElefantEd

"Oh, and how exactly angry are you at the immigrants who used this particular dye just to bring down western civilization/give you cancer ?

Aylesbury_Duck

"Do you have any relatives who look sizzling in a bikini that we can pap?"