The Make MotherOfTwins Laugh and Smile Thread

mumoftwins

Chev, that conjures up such a funny pic in my mind :rotfl: :rotfl:

pennyfrog

These are cheering me up no end!!!!

Ok- here's a joke for you (little bit rude but made me laugh!)

Sharon has a new job in a factory which makes Tickle Me Elmo dolls. On her first day, the supervisor shows her around and explains all the procedures to her before showing her to her place on the production line. The day starts well. Sharon is happy and working contentedly. After a while, however, the supervisor notices that there seems to be a hold up somewhere along the line. There is a large backlog of dolls building up and not many coming off the end of the line. Puzzled, he goes to investigate. He follows the line right along until he comes to Sharon. Lo and behold, this is where the dolls are starting to stockpile. As the supervisor draws closer, he sees that Sharon is doing something rather odd. Beside her is a pile of small furry balls. As each doll reaches her, she is sewing two of these between the doll's legs. Confused, the supervisor watches for a moment- then starts to laugh.
"No, no, Sharon! I said before you put them in the boxes, fluff up the fur and give them two test tickles!"

mumoftwins

:rotfl: :rotfl: Thats brilliant - thanks!!

Shineyhappy

THIS IS WHY PARENTS DRINK.....

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,
he dialled the employer's home phone number and was greeted with a
child's whisper.

"Hello"

" Is your daddy home?" he asked

"Yes" whispered the small voice

"May I talk with him?"

"No"

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,

"Is your Mummy there?"

"Yes"

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered,

"No"

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked,

"Is anybody else there?"

"Yes" whispered the boy, "a policeman"

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked,

"May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy" whispered the child

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman" came the answer

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter, through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,

"What's that noise?"

"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice

"What is going on there?!" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive

Again whispering, the child answered,

"The search team just landed
the helicopter."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,

"What are they searching
for?!"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled
giggle............

"ME".

saffronflowers

This made me spit coffee at my puter as I laughed out loud!! Hope it has the same effect obviously not the coffe puter issue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cevs63S5XLo&eurl=http://widget-6d.slide.com/widgets/sf.swf