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Wall cracks - structural engineer unsure?!

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  • davidmcn
    davidmcn Posts: 23,596 Forumite
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    martin1959 wrote: »
    Or a gynaecologist
    Or a dealer.
  • Tom99
    Tom99 Posts: 5,371 Forumite
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    Marshall86 wrote: »
    The estate agent suggested googling for someone who specialises in cracks
    About 18,600,000 results in (0.33 seconds)
  • stator
    stator Posts: 7,441 Forumite
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    You need to hire your own structural surveyor.
    If they make a mistake and you lose thousands, you should be able to sue them.


    If you rely on a report made for someone else you have no come back.
    Changing the world, one sarcastic comment at a time.
  • dividendhero
    dividendhero Posts: 2,417 Forumite
    edited 9 January 2019 at 8:13PM
    apparently an old school way of telling if a crack was stable was to super glue a glass microscope slide across the crack, if it didn't break the crack was stable!
  • G_M
    G_M Posts: 51,977 Forumite
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    apparently an old school way of telling if a crack was stable was to super glue a glass microscope across the crack, if it didn't break the crack was stable!
    I've never seen one - where does one buy a glass microscope?
  • dividendhero
    dividendhero Posts: 2,417 Forumite
    G_M wrote: »
    I've never seen one - where does one buy a glass microscope?


    Whoops, missed the crucial word slide out...now edited
  • Tom99
    Tom99 Posts: 5,371 Forumite
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    apparently an old school way of telling if a crack was stable was to super glue a glass microscope slide across the crack, if it didn't break the crack was stable!
    And if after the slide broke you could put your hand in the crack you knew it was serious.
  • G_M
    G_M Posts: 51,977 Forumite
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    Tom99 wrote: »
    And if after the slide broke you could put your hand in the crack you knew it was serious.
    Seems to me you could have saved yourself a lot of bother by just putting your hand in the crack without bothering with the glass microscope (slide).


    (I understand Structural Engineers refer to this as 'the fisting test'.
  • DaftyDuck
    DaftyDuck Posts: 4,609 Forumite
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    Not heard of that... Should I Google it????
  • Marshall86
    Marshall86 Posts: 47 Forumite
    edited 9 January 2019 at 10:22PM
    Doozergirl wrote: »
    Christ on a bike :rotfl:

    Regardless of whether your EA was born yesterday, you do need to take your own advice and not that of a previous buyer's. They clearly didn't have a structural engineer's report anyway. They must have had the survey and gotten cold feet before doing the full research, as many people do.

    Don't take anything this particular EA says as being backed by even the most basic of knowledge about property.


    I ended the comment with a :/ because I know what she said was ridiculous
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