Mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!!

Ettenna

Oh please, get a grip. This is one of the urban legends going round and has been for ages.

The mayo is dispensed out of a sealed tube - how exactly to you suggest that semen gets into the tube :S. And there is no chance that someone could sit there and masturbate over a sandwich without being seen.

uktim29

Ettenna wrote: »

And there is no chance that someone could sit there and masturbate over a sandwich without being seen.

:rotfl: Thats about the funniest thing I've read all night.

missk249

I was the nurse who treated one of the victims.

It is up to who you believe and what you hear, but until you see it with your own eyes, then I guess that you will just have to think the way that you do.

Wig

Ettenna wrote: »

Oh please, get a grip. This is one of the urban legends going round and has been for ages.

The mayo is dispensed out of a sealed tube - how exactly to you suggest that semen gets into the tube :S. And there is no chance that someone could sit there and masturbate over a sandwich without being seen.

Jizzing in the mayo may or may not be a urban legend. But jizzing onto the burgers certainly does happen, it happened when I worked at a fast food place. We as basically kids just laughed about what one of the employees had done after he took an order from a good looking bird, I thought it was disgusting, but I wasn't going to grass him up.

The girls order just took 2 mins longer than usual to be "processed".

For legal resons this was NOT a McDonalds. Although the story is true, I would obviously be unable to prove it happened, except by witness testimony of several of the staff i worked with.

"and masturbate over a sandwich without being seen."

Oh really? And I suppose there are no food storage rooms just off the kitchen/cooking area?

kr15snw

Front of our local paper a few years ago....

Girl contacted facial herpes after eating something from our local mcdonalds. Luckily all staff involved were sacked (they sacked nearly everyone!!)

Bamber19

How exactly was the causal link proved? I smell BS. Local slapper gets herpes and blames McDonald's instead of the string of men she's been with seems more likely.

kr15snw

Local slapper? She was 5!!

Bamber19

kr15snw wrote: »

Local slapper? She was 5!!

they grow up so fast these days

uktim29

If they sacked nearly everyone was there some sort of group masturbation over a burger then?

ukdickie31

What started as a sensible thread has just degenerated in the last few posts... I guess I'll to add just one more post to keep it going.....

New names for meals anyone ?

A McJizz meal with our 'special' sauce !!!!!!!!