Investment advice for person panicking about Brexit

aroominyork

Terry_Towelling wrote: »

Don't worry about offending me. If I take offence I'll let you know..

Talking about misinterpreting the tone of typed messages, that could be taken as threatening. If you'd sent it to Dunston the Norfolk police might be on their guard; however bowlhead's location - as everything else about him - remains an enigma wrapped up in a mystery.

Thrugelmir

aroominyork wrote: »

might see him as a little less stellar.

With investment horizons in decades. I wouldn't get overly excited about short term performance. As Warren Buffet quoted "Our favourite holding period is forever".

Terry_Towelling

aroominyork wrote: »

Talking about misinterpreting the tone of typed messages, that could be taken as threatening. If you'd sent it to Dunston the Norfolk police might be on their guard; however bowlhead's location - as everything else about him - remains an enigma wrapped up in a mystery.

Should have used an emoticon, shouldn't I?

Some of my best friends are in the Norfolk constabulary. If you like I can get them to bring in the national missing persons unit to locate @bowlhead. We can presumably ID him from his haircut.:)

aroominyork

Terry_Towelling wrote: »

We can presumably ID him from his haircut.:)

Assumptions assumptions. If you wandered the streets of York looking for me you'd be ten years too late.

bowlhead99

Terry_Towelling wrote: »

. If you like I can get them to bring in the national missing persons unit to locate @bowlhead. We can presumably ID him from his haircut.:)

Hopefully they'll disregard the massive bong I carry everywhere...

Terry_Towelling

aroominyork wrote: »

Assumptions assumptions. If you wandered the streets of York looking for me you'd be ten years too late.

It was all I had to go on at the time - unlike the Norfolk police who have had all their toilets stolen - they say they have nothing to go on.

bowlhead99 wrote: »

Hopefully they'll disregard the massive bong I carry everywhere...

They might do if you offer them a smoke as well.

eskbanker

Terry_Towelling wrote: »

aroominyork wrote: »

Assumptions assumptions. If you wandered the streets of York looking for me you'd be ten years too late.

It was all I had to go on at the time - unlike the Norfolk police who have had all their toilets stolen - they say they have nothing to go on.

That'll be more like forty years too late!

Terry_Towelling

Showing your age there (and mine) but you are absolutely right, I did spend some time writing for The Two Ronnies way back when. Shall I also talk about British Rail laying all their tracks end to end?

Mr_Costcutter

Terry_Towelling wrote: »

I did spend some time writing for The Two Ronnies way back when.

With a name like 'Terry Towelling', I'm not at all surprised

Terry_Towelling

Mr_Costcutter wrote: »

With a name like 'Terry Towelling', I'm not at all surprised

You should meet my co-writer, 'Plastic Pants'.