US ($) Currency Thread 1 (closed - use thread 2)

funkyfin2000

Thats odd I LOVE the bacon there!!!!! Prefer it to to the UK Bacon!!!

inspector_monkfish

Denmark is the best place for bacon

neilbond007

funkyfin2000 wrote: »

Thats odd I LOVE the bacon there!!!!! Prefer it to to the UK Bacon!!!

Nurse! More medication needed!

1.4915. We're slipping again folks

neilbond007

inspector_monkfish wrote: »

Denmark is the best place for bacon

A Danish customer came to our place for a training course.
He went in to a pub in Lichfield and asked for an "English beer".
The girl behind the counter replied "err... we've got Carlsberg"

inspector_monkfish

neilbond007 wrote: »

A Danish customer came to our place for a training course.
He went in to a pub in Lichfield and asked for an "English beer".
The girl behind the counter replied "err... we've got Carlsberg"

Wonderful.

inspector_monkfish

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Then he married the one with the biggest tits.

Men are like that, you know.



There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

inspector_monkfish

10:15 16Apr09 GBP/USD: Probes Below 1.4924, Sell Stops Tipped Under 1.4910

[09:15 GBP/USD: Probing Below 1.4924, Sell Stops Tipped sub-1.4910] London, April 16.

Cable has just plumbed a fresh intra-day low of 1.4915 after breaking below 1.4924. The latter level was yesterday"s pre-US inflation data pullback low from a late London morning high of 1.5038. Sterling scaled a new three-month peak of 1.5069 in Asia today (pre-Chinese Q1 GDP data).

GBP/USD sell stops reportedly reside below 1.4910. The rate plumbed an intra-day low of 1.4822 in early European trade yesterday. 1.4824 was Tuesday"s early Europe intra-day low. A 1.4800 option strike rolls off at today"s 10am Eastern NY cut (14:00GMT). There are 1.5000 and 1.5100 option expiries tomorrow (Friday).

whatusername

For the record Neil im around a similar age to you boys (36)

Best course i've played is Kingsbarns which knocks socks off Loch Lomond or Gleneagles.

whatusername

neilbond007 wrote: »

A Danish customer came to our place for a training course.
He went in to a pub in Lichfield and asked for an "English beer".
The girl behind the counter replied "err... we've got Carlsberg"

Gottta love barmaids, she wasn't blonde was she by chance?

neilbond007

whatusername wrote: »

For the record Neil im around a similar age to you boys (36)

Best course i've played is Kingsbarns which knocks socks off Loch Lomond or Gleneagles.

36? that's old.. i'm not 36 until for another 11 days