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capital0ne
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I thought this board was a bit too serious so here are few jokes to make us all happy
Why don't sharks attack IFAs? Professional courtesy.
An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.
IFAs are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.
If you owe the bank £100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank £100m, that's the bank's problem.
Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used.
The biggest joke of all? Bailed out bank Lloyds paying for sense of humour training at the Comedy School. That's one thing money can't buy.
Q: When does a person decide to become a stockbroker?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
So, over to you......
Why don't sharks attack IFAs? Professional courtesy.
An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.
IFAs are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.
If you owe the bank £100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank £100m, that's the bank's problem.
Hospitals report that the hearts of bankers are in strong demand by transplant patients, because they’ve never been used.
The biggest joke of all? Bailed out bank Lloyds paying for sense of humour training at the Comedy School. That's one thing money can't buy.
Q: When does a person decide to become a stockbroker?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
So, over to you......
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Don't give up the day job....0
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why did the chicken cross the road?
it was following the theory of momentum investing, which has been shown to give higher returns. (unfortunately, so was the lorry driver.)0 -
I like it better than eskbankers which was true to form hehehehegrey_gym_sock wrote: »why did the chicken cross the road?
it was following the theory of momentum investing, which has been shown to give higher returns. (unfortunately, so was the lorry driver.)0 -
Come on folks, 'tis the season to be merry - lets have few jokes, or I'll post more......
Oh no you won't
Oh yes I will........0 -
John McDonnell's monetary policy0
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'tis the season to be merry'
It's October!Space available for rent0 -
ceredigion wrote: »John McDonnell's monetary policy
do you really mean monetary, or fiscal?0 -
Momentum investing - "It's behind you"capital0ne wrote: »Oh no you won't
Oh yes I will........
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ceredigion wrote: »John McDonnell's monetary policy
If he ever gets anywhere near No 11, the joke will be on all of us.0
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